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[TheSameIdiot]

Calzones > Pizza

I wouldn't go quite that far, but they're neck and neck. Shame a good calzone is so hard to find.

 

[RichardSimmonsRobot]

The "Crazy" in the bread is that they don't make any of it. It comes on a truck and gets defrosted. I know, I went to a Little Caesars and the kid behind the counter said the truck didn't come that day so they were out of crazy bread. All the while there's a woman around the corner pounding out a pizza like it stole her bike. So I inquire as to why they can't make it, and why they make the pizzas themselves but can't handle what amounts to barely cooked pizza dough glazed in liquid butter (or its substitute for all I know). The kid shrugs and acts like I'm the weird one who doesn't understand that breadsticks come from a truck. A truck that never arrives apparently.

I wasn't even going to order Crazy Bread, but I definitely felt like I'd been treated like I was the crazy one after inquiring.

I am Little Schrodinger's Breadstick

 

[Lucid Silverback]

 

[PantherCult]

That is legitimately the funniest thing I have seen, heard or read all day.

 

[fingfangfoom]

Calzones > Pizza

 

[Resilient]

I'm not particularly an advocate for frozen pizzas

Despite being an absolute pizza snob, a frozen pizza takes me back to being 13. Every so often the fiance and I will just do frozen pizzas and chicken tenders for dinner and I love it every time.

Pizza is like sex, even when it's bad, at least you're still having pizza...

Disagree. Bad Pizza is offensive.

 

[Trunks3540]

So is bad sex.

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[TFitz]

Best pizza I ever had was in Capri.

How did your pants make the pizza better?

 

[TFitz]

Calzones > Pizza

Most accurate post of the day! Calzone must have both ricotta and mozzarella cheese in it. I also get mine with pepperoni.

 

[SDcomics]

How did your pants make the pizza better?

I thought Capri was a car?

Or am I having flashbacks to the last century again?

 

[AceofKnaves]

Best pizza I ever had was in Capri.

Same.

 

[TFitz]

I thought Capri was a car?

Or am I having flashbacks to the last century again?

Not with @fingfangfoom. He's more into the pants than the cars.

 

[RichardSimmonsRobot]

So is bad sex.

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I'd rather just have the bad pizza. Less awkwardness involved, and I don't have to lie about it being the best pizza I ever had either.

 

[d2bruce]

Oh my word. Go away for a few hours and it all goes crazy.

 

[Trunks3540]

I'd rather just have the bad pizza. Less awkwardness involved, and I don't have to lie about it being the best pizza I ever had either.

Yup. Same.

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