Selling Toys - Horror Stories & "Happy" Customers

I've probably seen at least a half dozen videos of those Pokemon nerds getting into fights. Honestly, even though action figure nerds can be- and are- pretty dang bad, it's the trading card nerds that have been causing the most trouble here recently. My boyfriend used to be big into the Star Wars Topps cards- mostly just for the autographs and sketches (the Star Wars cards themselves used to be the hot ticket problem item, and caused a couple card stores near us to stop carrying them altogether), but he's been slowly driven out of the hobby by all the other collectors. Used to be pretty easy to find and access, but more and more places- if they carry cards at all- keep them behind the customer service desk so nerds can't get at them because of all the Pokemon problems lately. We talked with the manager at our favorite local Target, and they said they had too many people stealing or fighting over them. Grown men who would bolt to the trading card section as soon as the doors opened and get into arguments or fights with one another. Kids would get pushed out of the way for these guys to get at them; they even had a guy threaten an employee one time because some online site said they had them in stock, but they didn't. I feel like that used to be the Funko fans. Every fandom has its extremists, of course, but to the general public, all us nerds are the same, so it makes all of us look bad.
It's pretty crazy that something meant to be a simple thing of enjoyment can turn into such an obsession for people that they end up turning into crazy irrational monters. Taking cards from kids has got to be the lowest low a nerd can go.
 
Which is why, right or wrong, I only very rarely de-escalate a situation. I just can't bring myself to let people think they can treat others that way without consequences. If you start shoving your finger in my face, I will force-feed you your entire arm.
* Points to other thread conversations*

See that's my problem, at least on a philosophical level.
 
* Points to other thread conversations*

See that's my problem, at least on a philosophical level.
Yup.

Also, dude.. AuDHD is absolutely why I argue so much. I just cannot let someone sit there and be fucking wrong about something. No, the correct thing needs to be out there. It's also why I genuinely appreciate being corrected the one time I've ever been wrong about something.
 
Yup.

Also, dude.. AuDHD is absolutely why I argue so much. I just cannot let someone sit there and be fucking wrong about something. No, the correct thing needs to be out there. It's also why I genuinely appreciate being corrected the one time I've ever been wrong about something.

It took a lot of therapy for me to redirect and stop interjecting into eavesdropped convos when people were objectively incorrect. My fear was that if you tell people that that was Green Arrow in Thor, then they're going to tell their people, and then they're going to tell those people at work, and then it just keeps spreading so you got to snip it. I don't understand why that's so wrong and frowned upon.
 
Had a guy doing the long-term based strategy negotiating yesterday, and it all came crashing down because his girlfriend told him no.

This was what he told me anyway.

And I kind of want to respond like a 1950s car salesman. Purely because of the time wasting.

"That's fair friend, I'm used to dealing with real men. A real man of the House would have no problem budgeting for three action figures that they wanted, but I understand. Do you have to carry the Vagisil in your front are back pocket?"
 
Yup.

Also, dude.. AuDHD is absolutely why I argue so much. I just cannot let someone sit there and be fucking wrong about something. No, the correct thing needs to be out there. It's also why I genuinely appreciate being corrected the one time I've ever been wrong about something.

It took a lot of therapy for me to redirect and stop interjecting into eavesdropped convos when people were objectively incorrect. My fear was that if you tell people that that was Green Arrow in Thor, then they're going to tell their people, and then they're going to tell those people at work, and then it just keeps spreading so you got to snip it. I don't understand why that's so wrong and frowned upon.

I feel the same (obviously, since I'm interjecting myself into a conversation not about me 🤪) . Because the alternative is allowing people to continue being wrong and live with the regret of not correcting them. I'll never forget the time when I was younger- maybe 11 or so. Around the time of Revenge of the Sith came out and they had those light up spoons that looked like lightsabers you could get in boxes of cereal. My Grandpa kindly saved me one, and when he surprised me with it, he waved it around and said "Look out, it's Darth Vader!" The only problem was... it was Mace Windu's saber. It was purple. Now, did it matter in the grand scheme of things? Absolutely not. But my stupid young AuDHD mind couldn't get over the fact this man, who had only a passive knowledge of Star Wars anyway, didn't know Mace Windu. Had there ever been a bigger blunder in the history of blunders? It took everything I had not to correct him, but I thanked him, and when he walked away, I rolled my eyes harder than I maybe ever have. Would I have gotten my ass kicked had I corrected him? Most likely. But not telling him has stuck in my craw all these years for whatever God forsaken reason. I still look back on that moment and cringe a little bit- for both his mistake and my behavior.
 
I've covered this in the various discussion threads we've had regarding YouTubers and politics and everything else.

But what you say makes sense to me because this is how I work it:

If you're going to be an authority figure and make a statement, you better be right. Because my entire world is predicated on you being correct and knowledgeable because that's why you're an authority figure. And once you're wrong, if you're lying, you're doing damage. But if you also just don't know, you're also doing damage. And you have upended everything I know.

I don't care if you're my manager at my first job at Party City, my college professor with 30 years in the field, or the Secretary of Defense or my own father. You have to know what you're talking about if you're opening your mouth. If you don't know the shot, Don't open your mouth. It's okay to not know. It's okay to listen.

But we all know somewhere along the line in society that became a weakness and so everyone just fakes it and other people are too stupid or they just go along with it.

But it burns inside me. To me those are the little things that you have to fix if you have any hope of dominoing into the bigger aspects.

It's especially infuriating because as a kid I would have killed to have a smartphone with internet. I didn't know that's what it would be, But just to be able to pull up unequivocally the knowledge of Wolverine's first meeting with Spider-Man. And yet on the very internet forums we exist in, people will just make up tales from their ass and everyone just nods along when you are a keystroke away from verifying this. You have all the power. Why don't you use it. Agh.
 
Around the time of Revenge of the Sith came out and they had those light up spoons that looked like lightsabers you could get in boxes of cereal. My Grandpa kindly saved me one, and when he surprised me with it, he waved it around and said "Look out, it's Darth Vader!" The only problem was... it was Mace Windu's saber.
Your grandpa's a dumb bitch.
 
When the PlayStation 2 launched at midnight, the Walmart my dormmate wanted to camp at had two employees with forklifts warding off the charging crowd when the clock turned.
That is the trashiest, most hillbilly bullshit, knockoff Aliens recreation that has ever existed.
"Get away from them, you bitches."
*Kodiak chew-juice drips from their chin*
 


Remarkable that for someone who gets there first and gets a stack of 6 of those elongated boxes, they'll dive after a single elongated box in hopes of getting a 7th when clearly someone could snatch any of their six and basically they'd lose more than if they'd just taken their loot and left some for someone else. Certainly doesn't make me miss Black Friday beatings any.
 
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