Your story reminds me, Alt, of a transaction I had a while ago. Probably about 2 or 3 years ago at this point; I sold a couple Legends on Marketplace that I'd forgotten I'd even listed there. All older figures of some X-Men ladies- Psylocke, Mystique, Phoenix, Emma Frost, etc. Everything was going just fine until the guy started to want to make small talk. I'm not good at small talk in general, but then he started talking about which of the ladies he thought was hottest and asked me who I thought was hottest. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then said- I swear to God- "My ideal chick would be Psylocke, but with Emma's boobs, and Jean's hair. So I guess Mystique, then? 'Cause she can do that, you know."
First of all, dude, you're dealing with the wrong guy if you wanna talk about hot girls and boobs. Secondly, what am I supposed to do with that info? This is a Facebook Marketplace transaction for action figures. Thirdly, why are you buying these figures in the first place? To kitbash your perfect woman?
It was a bit after lockdown started to kinda ease up a bit, so maybe he was just lonely? I'll have to see if I still have those messages. It was....wild.