TheGillMan
Picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue
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I love to annoy my s/o when she's putting on lipstick by saying "I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me so hard".
I love to annoy my s/o when she's putting on lipstick by saying "I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me so hard".
one time I rushed up behind my mom with that voice saying, "Hey lady!" and she immediately pulled her fist back as she turned around to punch me.
I've done similar. Looking into the mirror, and say "Hon, you are one lucky woman." Got the same reaction. Or a snort.I've done this myself! Every once in a while I'll time my shaving to be at a moment when I know she'll also be in the bathroom getting ready for the day. That way I can look longingly at myself in the mirror when I say it. I usually get a towel thrown at me lol