Quitting/putting collecting on pause

[RicksNerdLife]

Stop thinking about Bobby Vala's dick, Rick!

I can't!

I just keep imagining that it looks just like him!

 

[Chooch555]

 

[TheRealSmallville]

Shit.

Kathy Ireland.
Cindy Crawford.
Elizabeth Hurley.
Topanga.
The princess from Neverending Story.
Kimberly from MMPR.
Kelly Kapowski.

My love of the ladies was a wide net.

However, NONE of them compare to Michelle Pfeiffer. Specifically Catwoman Michelle. She might have been my sexual awakening.

Catwoman Michelle is certainly top tier, and Michelle will forever be my #1 for ever and ever, amen. I would put her in The Fabulous Baker Boys just a smidgeon higher than Catwoman, but man it's close.

 

[joshsquash729]

I can't!

I just keep imagining that it looks just like him!

Do you think he makes videos about why his is so much better than everyone else's? He just peruses a slideshow of dicks and critiques what's wrong with each of them?

 

[TheGillMan]

I can't!

I just keep imagining that it looks just like him!

It does....because he's ALL DICK! Just a walking phallus!

 

[Ru1977]

"He's more phallus than man now. Wrinkled and uppity."