Woke up this morning at 6am without an alarm because between the McFarlane pre-orders, the Walmart Collector's Con and Haulathon my brain just knows I want to lose sleep for toys apparently. Seriously, I didn't set alarms for any of the early morning toy events this week but my brain still woke me up just in time for each one. And I am NOT an early riser by any stretch of the imagination.
So, since I was awake, I grabbed my phone all bleary-eyed and ordered the only two figures I wanted from today's drop, Usagi and Raph. I figured my local Target can go fly a kite, since I've been there 4 times this week with no luck. I'll just get those two and Super Grover later in the month when he drops online.
I had no plans to get all four Turtle boys. Just Usagi and Raph for my Sakai display, thanks. Secretly, I pined, but hey, I don't want to spend all that dough on all 5 figures PLUS Super Grover.
And then I ended up at Target later this afternoon. Just trying to stay cool in the heat wave that has hit the Bay Area this week, and Target has some nice free AC to enjoy. As always I thought, hey, might as well check out the toys. And there it was, an overflowing Haulathon endcap where Funko Pops had just stood mere days ago. They had 2-4 of everything, with extras jammed on the pegs and shelves of the regular NECA section. Grabbed up Super Grover with the quickness.
Then I made a fatal mistake. I looked at the Sakai Michelangelo. And then I looked at the Donatello. And then I was at the self checkout spending 167 dollars on toys when I had just spent 79 on the Target app this morning. Do I need all 4 Turtles from this sub-line? No, of course not. But do I need all 4 Turtles from this sub-line? Abso-fucking-lutely.
I definitely have a problem, but please don't send help.