Mattel MOTU Chronicles Movie Figures

[TheGillMan]

Join the club.

Too-ra-loo-ra, too-ra-loo-rye, aye!

 

[joshsquash729]

How many kinks could a kink shame shame if a kink shame could shame kinks?

Is there like a dream analysis book but for cumming?

Maybe if your One-Eyed Monster was cumming to Tri-Klops, there'd be some symbolism or metaphors there. But a guy with a big metal jaw snapping shut? I mean, it ain't for me, but you do you.....

 

[Damien]

Ah. I see I have accidentally G.I. Joe Threaded the MOTU Chronicles thread.

 

[RicksNerdLife]

This is brilliant

Look for your copy of The Big Book of Everything Cum, this summer at your favorite book seller.

The Big Book of Everyone's Cum?

Won't all the pages just be stuck together?

 

[joshsquash729]

Say, am I being compensated (or Cum-pensated) for my contribution to the book? It may have seemed easy, but it was harder than it looked, let me tell ya!

 

[cmoney]

Toy habits has Ram Man too

MOTU Chronicles Movie Figures REVEALED at Spielwarenmesse 2026 - Toy Habits

Early images of Man-At-Arms and Evil-Lyn MOTU MOTU Chronicles Movie Figures at Spielwarenmesse 2026

toyhabits.com

 

[RicksNerdLife]

So, thus far:

He-Man
Teela
Man-At-Arms
Ram Man
Battle Cat
Skeletor
Trapjaw
Tri-klops
Evil-Lyn.

Not a bad lineup, so far. But I definitely need to see some more of the beasties.

 

[DarthDre758]

Toy habits has Ram Man too

MOTU Chronicles Movie Figures REVEALED at Spielwarenmesse 2026 - Toy Habits

Early images of Man-At-Arms and Evil-Lyn MOTU MOTU Chronicles Movie Figures at Spielwarenmesse 2026

toyhabits.com

@Ru1977

IT'S HAPPENING!

 

[Ru1977]

And he looks great! You're gonna be able to ram that man to your heart's content!!!!!

 

[RicksNerdLife]

Ooh, papi.

 

[Ashtalon]

looking at this pic, these figures seem smaller than Masterverse. maybe more Legends/Classified size. which is actually a boon for crossover play with other lines.

 

[AceofKnaves]

crossover play

Yep, it seems Mattel has learned that 6” compatibility is a feature, not a bug.

 

[Dark Centaur]

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WOW, that skeletor looks excellent, thats it im sold. i just needed one video of the figure. wanna see a vid of He-man now.

 

[Dark Centaur]

Holy shit. I just came.

TMI

 

[AceofKnaves]

TMI

Ohhhhhh buddy.
It’s only gonna get weirder from here.