Mattel MOTU Chronicles Movie Figures

[Mr_Saver]

So they are closer to Masterverse size. Huh.

Yeah, I think maybe like in between a ML and Masterverse? Bigger than I expected

 

[TheGillMan]

"Bigger than I expected" is what all the ladies say to me!






Unfortunately, they're talking about my stomach.

 

[Damien]

"Bigger than I expected" is what all the ladies say to me!






Unfortunately, they're talking about my stomach.

TheGirthMan

 

[AceofKnaves]

My wife won’t be home for several hours, and I have errands to run.
. . . I need to be talked out of driving around to every Walmart in LA, looking for Scare-Glow.
. . . or do I?
Fuck. I already have pants on.

 

[Damien]

My wife won’t be home for several hours, and I have errands to run.
. . . I need to be talked out of driving around to every Walmart in LA, looking for Scare-Glow.
. . . or do I?
Fuck. I already have pants on.

Do it. EVERY Walmart. No stone unturned!

 

[Super Camel]

If you got pants on, kick down the door and head out! You find that glowing fucking Skeleton Man, no matter the cost!

 

[Damien]

You've been told twice, so you HAVE to do it.
If you find multiples, buy TWO!

 

[RicksNerdLife]

My wife won’t be home for several hours, and I have errands to run.
. . . I need to be talked out of driving around to every Walmart in LA, looking for Scare-Glow.
. . . or do I?
Fuck. I already have pants on.

Fuck the pants. Do it without.

 

[TheGillMan]

Ru's dad has entered the chat

 

[joshsquash729]

Fuck the pants. Do it without.

I'll second this. But you have to stand in the middle of the aisle, grab your "sword", and scream "I have the power!"

It's WalMart- won't even be the weirdest thing that store sees today.

 

[Damien]

I'll second this. But you have to stand in the middle of the aisle, grab your "sword", and scream "I have the power!"

Josh's kink finally made it to AT, I see.

 

[joshsquash729]

Josh's kink finally made it to AT, I see.

Fool. I've hidden 10 of my kinks in posts all across this forum. You'll never find them all in time!

 

[RicksNerdLife]

Fool. I've hidden 10 of my kinks in posts all across this forum. You'll never find them all in time!

Pee, butt, poop, leather, chains, daddy AND mommy (counted as one), furry, kidnapping, baby talk, and...potatoes? Don't get that last one, but...what do I win?

 

[Damien]

Fool. I've hidden 10 of my kinks in posts all across this forum. You'll never find them all in time!

I love the mental image of the entire mod team frantically combing the forums for all of your kinks before they detonate.

 

[joshsquash729]

I love the mental image of the entire mod team frantically combing the forums for all of your kinks before they detonate.

Pee, butt, poop, leather, chains, daddy AND mommy (counted as one), furry, kidnapping, baby talk, and...potatoes? Don't get that last one, but...what do I win?

You get to reach into the big bag of prizes. It's weirdly gray, wet, and smells like cigarettes, but there's a couple cool things in there. I think. But no give-backs and no trades if you don't like what you get.