Masters of the Universe: Masterverse

Damien said:
Absolutely not. Tenime would never sink so low as to overpay for an action figure when sexual favours are a far more dignified option.
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I'm not made of money! But my mouth is free!

Damien said:
It's not an addition. Tenime is just doing it for love of the game.
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Duh. I usually do it for fun. Getting an action figure in return is just a bonus.
 
Mr_Saver said:
Society: “You’re not addicted to action figures… have you ever sucked ____ for an action figure”
Us: “…..”
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OK, this is extra funny because actual drug addicts I work with absolutely use this as a litmus test for being a “real addict”.
Unfortunately, one can totally be an addict without resorting to unwanted sex work.

TENIME’s intervention is scheduled for Thursday.
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I leave you guys alone for 1 day, and you've all got TENIME inhaling hog for toys. This sweet, innocent guy just trying to enjoy the hobby, and you all pimp him out into the slaw siphoning game, just so you can save a few bucks on aftermarket toys. I am appalled........that you didn't think of that sooner.

You gotta save that money. And where there is a mouth, there is a way. I'm pretty sure Yeats said that.
 
For all of your sakes, I hope Mattel wises up and rereleases some of these harder-to-find figures so that you don't have to resort, even willingly, to carnal favors. I know some people would be opposed to this as a solution, but maybe just reissue them on Mattel Creations.
 
Speaking of hard to find Masterverse figures, Panthor quietly sold out online and is absolutely a collector's item now.

Side note, isnt's Masterverse a fun word to key out? Slam that 'M' and then the left hand takes over for the rest.
 
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