General Marvel Legends

Whatever imagined rivalry we have brings me immense amusement.

I'm glad you're having fun trolling. And look, you're finally getting some attention again, even if it is just people laughing at you. Good for you, little guy! You're not completely worthless.
Personally I am long since tired of your shitty attitude and sad attempts to one-up anyone who contradicts your misguided personal narrative. Over the years you have unabashedly said horrible things to other members over on the fwoosh and I expect you have said similar things here as well, but to be honest, I seldom read any of your posts all the way through.
I think it's high time you put on your big boy pants and show some respect to your fellow members; you are hopelessly outnumbered.
 
Behold those gloriously sharp piddies...

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but to be honest, I seldom read any of your posts all the way through.
I didn't know we were lying to each other too - you're one of my biggest fans. I am scared your of army, though. Terrified. I think I respect the right people, good there.
 
Hahahaha Sir Chris would have HATED IT. He had huge problems with the full-scleral contacts they sometimes gave him, too.

But yes: long, clawlike nails are an absolute must for Colan Dracula and for Dracula in general. Stoker was VERY clear about the claws.
Between him hating the contact lenses for Dracula (man, this was before soft lenses, right? that did have to be a miserable experience) and Peter Cushing wearings slippers with his Moff uniform in Star Wars because his shoes were pinchy, I just love grumpy old British actors getting mildly annoyed by stuff on genre movie sets.

Aaannnyway, on Marvel and vampires, I'm not in the camp of folks who didn't like the armored Dracula from a little while back, but I'd be all over a classic version instead, too. That'd be an upgrade.
 
Do you... also have compliments about the figures you care about... too?
I try to. I get the feeling a lot of people post too many complaints about figures they had no plans to buy. It becomes too negative and spoils the fun for others. My post about Deadpool was a little bit of a joke with some truth thrown in. We knew Max was likely going to be Spidey, Hulk, then Deadpool. I had no plans to buy Deadpool even before his figure was shown, unless he was an exceptional figure. Hulk was a figure I was interested in until we saw the pictures and I remember complaining about him on the fwoosh.
 
I didn't know we were lying to each other too - you're one of my biggest fans. I am scared your of army, though. Terrified. I think I respect the right people, good there.
Time to move on now.

Saying as a moderator, this time.

Time to take arguments to DM.
 
I wouldn’t be surprised if you were right. But didn’t Dan hint that maybe there was another version possible? And as far as classic versions go, this one seems pretty inoffensive.
I honestly don't know what offensive Mandarin looks like. I have very little attachment to the character. I recall him with a green face in the IM cartoon. I know his Toybiz ML had a big rubber robe that told articulation to f-off and die. I've read very little comics with him in it. What's offensive about him?
 
I honestly don't know what offensive Mandarin looks like. I have very little attachment to the character. I recall him with a green face in the IM cartoon. I know his Toybiz ML had a big rubber robe that told articulation to f-off and die. I've read very little comics with him in it. What's offensive about him?
A lot of his older imagery fit into a lot of the stereotype of "Evil Mystical Yellow Asian Guy". Think extremely yellow skin, eyes so slanted they where just lines, big teeth, I think you can kinda get the picture.
 
He’s a caricature of Chinese people, portraying Chinese people as evil, with stereotypical features.
I have to admit, I don’t understand this. One Chinese person is evil, so they all are? I feel the same way about this that I do with RTD changing Davros in Doctor Who, thinking that Davros being in something that looked like a wheelchair meant that people in wheelchairs were evil.
 
Soooo...how 'bout that Gene Colan Dracula, eh? The stats on that guy! He's suffered a bit of a slump since his heyday, but I'd put him up against any of these younger, rookie vampires any day! He's the GOAT, for sure, with his wicked claws and pencil-'stache!


(did I do that right?)
 
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