G.I. Joe Head Canon & Fanfic Filecards

[docsilence]

Code Name: Broca, Fred II
File Name: Collins, Wade
Primary Military Specialty: Infantry
Secondary Military Specialty: Long-range reconnaissance
Birthplace: CLASSIFIED
Rank: E-5; Crimson Guard Rank 2

Mr. Broca has served the administration with great skill and heart. His work in Springfield as a project manager on the recent infrastructure upgrades was pivotal to the project's success. He put in long hours and tireless effort and President Lewis thanks him for his boundless service. At this time, Mr. Broca is on a temporary leave of absence to deal with some personal issues. We look forward to his return. [CLASSIFIED: Fred III en route to Springfield pending completion of reconstructive surgery. Take all precautions to avoid lapses in continuity with the project. In the interim, assign a Viper team to hunt down and terminate Mr. Collins before his absence is discovered. COUNTERMANDING ORDER via T. Paoli: Recall the Viper squad, please. A Crimson team has been dispatched. Mr. President, the Crimson Guard cleans up its own messes. Rest assured, Mr. Collins will no longer be a problem.

"Times like this I wish Snake Eyes could talk. We were all shocked to find out Wade survived. We were devastated to learn he was working with the Lewis administration. But Tommy won't talk about it and Snake Eyes can't, and I think they both need to. We left him behind on that battlefield. Not on purpose, no, but still. We left him behind, and that betrayal - nah, not a betrayal, that FAILURE will follow us to the end of our days. Wade's with us now. He shot his way out of Springfield, the plans for what Lewis is building there in his pocket. We were there to get him out, the three of us. Doing what we should have done ten years ago. Hawk isn't sure Wade is truly out of the Crimson Guard. Thinks he might be undercover. Or brainwashed. But that's my old platoon-mate there behind that new, artificial face. Broken by betrayal yeah, but ravaged by knowing he fell in with the villains, and now he wants to make amends. He'll be one of our best assets if we can trust him. And what scares me is knowing if we're wrong... we'll have to ask Snake Eyes to finish the job."

 

[Ru1977]

Wow, that was a great one. I love how you handled the code name and file name, and the Stalker commentary was so well handled. I also love how the CGs handle their own mop ups. Great way to handle Wade!

 

[docsilence]

By request, Mr. @Ru1977 , may the gods have mercy on us both:

Code Name: The Paine Brothers
File Name: Paine, DeSaad, Crispo, and Torquemada (aliases)
Primary Military Specialty: BDSM
Secondary Military Specialty: Torture
Birthplace: Berlin, Germany (believed)
Rank: N/A

The Lewis administration knows nothing about these men. no, President Lewis has never been in their company. President Lewis is a good Christian man who does not attend salacious bondage and sadomasochism clubs. Who? I'm sorry, you would have to speak to Ms. DeCorbray about those allegations. We do not invade her personal life. Next question. CLASSIFIED: Please ensure all paperwork involving the Paine brothers has been scrubbed from the record. Bad enough to deal with allegations of torture; now we're forced to address rumors that President Lewis spends time with these deviants. See to it the Baroness does not use public funds if she needs these men for her investigations. She will be reimbursed through back channels.

"First of all, it's not a single ounce of your business how I became acquainted with the brothers. A woman is allowed her secrets and you are owed none of them. But yes, I have employed them from time to time for specific tasks. The truth is, though, they are mediocre interrogators at best, but they are quite talented as entertainers for parties of a certain mood and attitude. At the end of the day, though, like most men of their ilk, they have their uses but are otherwise more nuisance than asset. It can be enjoyable to watch them work, though, in the right environment."