G.I. Joe Head Canon & Fanfic Filecards

Justice said:
I do like White Noise. I was leaning towards Whiteout but that makes me think Arctic specialist and despite being in all white she's not really dressed for that. Her shoulders are going to get really cold. White Noise gives me the same feeling but without the Arctic feel.
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To be fair.. White Out is already a character in G.I. Joe.
 
Justice said:
What other color can you paint Snow Job and still be able to call it Whiteout??
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Brown beard and different colored goggles. Truly a genius level of reuse.

Although they released him in a two-pack with arctic Big Ben and I could go in for one of those.
 
Might as well join in! I'm about to leave work, and have not yet written up stats for them beyond names & ranks, but will totally come back to this post, delete this sentence, and update them all, lol. (I also came up with names for other existing characters that didn't otherwise already have real names, if anyone's interested in me ruining mysterious characters' mystiques lol)

Duchess Marguerite Marie Severin
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Cpl. Monte William Winchester aka "Sandstorm"
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Spc. Sean Terrance MacTaggert aka "Lucky"
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Petty Ofcr. 3rd Cl. Dwayne A. Felix aka "Rampart"
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Cpl. Orin Martin Scrivello aka "Sweet Tooth"
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Wallace Timothy Cogburn aka "Dreadnok Rooster"
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"Skidmark"
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Lt. Col. Albert Francis Tyrone Simmons aka "Spawn"
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Skidmark made me think of one of my all time favorite Monty Python monologues in the sketch about the notorious Piranha Brothers.
Well one day I was at home threatening the kids when I looks out through the hole in the wall and sees this tank pull up and out gets one of Dinsdale’s boys, so he comes in nice and friendly and says Dinsdale wants to have a word with me, so he chains me to the back of the tank and takes me for a scrape round to Dinsdale’s place and Dinsdale’s there in the conversation pit with Doug and Charles Paisley, the baby crusher, and two film producers and a man they called ‘Kierkegaard’, who just sat there biting the heads of whippets and Dinsdale says ‘I hear you’ve been a naughty boy Clement’ and he splits me nostrils open and saws me leg off and pulls me liver out and I tell him my name’s not Clement and then… he loses his temper and nails me head to the floor.
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I have a VERY small collection of Classified Joes, but even with those I have a few with head-canon customs of. None of them are anywhere near as clever as "Cockpit" and "Skidmark" though. Thing is, those are the kind of nicknames actual military folks come up with for each other (my son is in the Army, so I have heard some of these firsthand).
 
Hm... I was reminded of a bit in the Black Hawk Down book where they discuss a "Combat Jack", since the rangers were always in search of more outlandish places or situations to pleasure themselves, and during the battle in Mogadishu one came up with the 'combat jack', but Combat Jack sounds kiiiiiiinda like a knockoff GI Joe.
 
Skidmark is legit.

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Skidmark (RAH)

Skidmark is a G.I. Joe character from the A Real American Hero series. No one would ever suspect the duality that lies within Skidmark. Whenever you meet him, he is annoyingly polite and so well-groomed he puts everyone to shame. He has an extreme keen sense for detail that borders on the...
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