G.I. Joe Classified Top Ten Most Wanted - 2026

[Ru1977]

Some great choices-

Cross-Country with his kepi cap and "Alabama state flag" belt buckle

 

[Fletch]

You know, just your normal, Son of the South pridewear.

(Okay, I got in trouble before for being unclear on sarcasm. This was also intended as a gag.)

 

[DarthDre758]

I had to do some deep research on this (read: ignore my morning work and scour YoJoe). A lot is what I had as a kid, or wanted as a kid. Some is modern that I really liked from the last few lines.

1. Golobulus. He's my biggest want right now.
2. Crosshair V1 (in green). The line needs more snipers.
3. Stalker V2. Why hasn't this been a name only reveal yet?
4. Salvo. Ditch the shirt writing.
5. Bullhorn. I mostly want that breakdown rifle kit.
6. Ripcord. Maybe on a Retro card?
7. Blizzard. Another I Had as a kid I loved.
8. Ace. We're not getting a Skystriker, but lets get the first Joe pilot!
9. Retaliation Firefly. Say what you want about the movie, Ray Stevenson was great.
10. Retaliation Joe Trooper. Shut up. I want him.

Small Vehicle: Devilfish. This was one of my go to vehicles as a kid.
Medium Vehicle: Water Moccasin. We already have Copperhead!
Haslab/MTO: Thunder Machine. I want to see this Classified out like NOW.

I have some honorable mentions left over as well.
Kwinn, Overkill V2, T.A.R.G.A.T., Snow Serpent V2, Lamprey, Fastdraw, Sneakpeek, and Storm Shadow V2.

 

[Ru1977]

@DarthDre758 fawk, I want almost all of your mentions as well, heh! I don't want too many movie figures but wouldn't hesitate to get Firefly.

 

[Doober]

https://imgur.com/a/1T6mBCr

Keel Haul, Cutter, Muskrat, Topside, Claymore, Ambush, Burnout, Bombstrike, Backblast, Crusher

 

[Ru1977]

Nice! In all seriousness, I was hoping someone would vote for Claymore.