G.I. Joe Classified - The Wishlists

Dr. Venom
Joe Colton
Hooded Cobra Commander w/ in scale Megatron handgun
Dr. Biggles-Jones
Raven (Female Night Raven Pilot)
Desert Cobra Trooper
Pizzazz from the Misfits
Female Crimson Guard
Female Green Shirt
Matt Tracker
Any list that features Dr Venom in the top slot is automatically correct. As for myself:

Dr. Venom
Kwinn
Flash
Steeler
Scar-face
Zap
Clay Moore (Cobra agent, animated series)
Any October Guard
Zanya
Dr. Cassandra Knox
Iceberg
Frostbite
Cold Front
Cutter
Deep Six
 
My Joe Classified collection is almost completely done. The only two characters I'm still waiting for are Flash (a near guarantee) and Tollbooth (likely a longshot). Other than those, I'm open to some re-dos on a few of the characters. I'd love a more contemporary/realistic version of Scarlett (specifically, I love this civvies with kevlar vest look), dockworker Shipwreck, and a hooded Cobra Commander. Finally, I've been saving space for a Joe Classified Matt Trakker and Miles Mayhem to tie MASK into the Joeverse.
 
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Finally, I've been saving space for a Joe Classified Matt Trakker and Miles Mayhem to tie MASK into the Joeverse.
Damn right. Miles Mayhem will always be the Great Value Cobra Commander, the American bootleg version of Destro, and the nowhere close to being as cool and competent as Gen Hawk. I want to see him spanked by Cobra for trying to encroach, and spanked by Joe for just being an idiot.
 
My Top 10 are as follows, all ARAH toy line style or at least close to it with their modern updates.

1.) Blizzard
2.) Scoop
3.) Captain Gridiron
4.) Sci Fi (is he rumored to be coming soon?)
5.) Lifeline
6.) Hit and Run
7.) Salvo
8.) Cesspool
9.) Recoil
10.) Muskrat

I would have wanted V.4 Snake Eyes and Battle Armor Cobra Commander. But now that we know they are coming, I'm all good there. But they were possibly my top 2 wants. Blizzard, Scoop, and Captain Gridiron are definitely my top wants now. Those were just 3 of my favorites as a kid.
 
Airtight
Wet Suit
Lifeline
Fast Draw
Thrasher
Zanzibar
Frostbite
Iceberg
Iron Grenadier Destro
Golobulus
 
1. Raven (Female Cobra Pilot)
2. Hooded Cobra Commander
3. Crimson Asp
4. Zanya
5. Steel Raven
6. Pythona
7. Heartwrencher
8. Doc (Carla Greer)
9. Munitia
10. Red Scream
 
Let's just name all the damned Joes we want them to make!

Characters I hope for before the line ends:
  1. Snake Eyes V.3
  2. Ripcord
  3. Bazooka V.3
  4. Sneak Peek
  5. Spearhead & Max
  6. Glenda repaint
  7. Destro - Iron Grenadier
  8. Wild Weasel repaint
  9. HISS Driver, Gunner, or Tactician repaint
  10. Daina
  11. Cobra Commander - hood
Others I would like them to make:
  1. Lift Ticket
  2. Jinx - Retaliation
  3. Frostbite - Rise of Cobra
  4. Spirit - Pursuit of Cobra
  5. Crazy Legs repaint
  6. Hit & Run
  7. Serpentor - IDW Stephen Minasian version
  8. Scar-Face
  9. Dr. Venom
  10. Kwinn
  11. Cobra Trooper - Resolute version
  12. Chameleon - Energon
  13. Scalpel
  14. Mercer - Energon
  15. Headhunter Stormtrooper
  16. Cobra Commander - Krake
  17. Female Viper
  18. Firefly - Resolute
  19. Raven - Cobra Pilot
  20. Munitia
  21. Overkill (Devil's Due)
  22. Crimson Asp
  23. Red Scream
  24. Mistress Armada
  25. Shipwreck - non-sailor version with knit cap
  26. Dial Tone (female version)
 
Ok, for a bit of fun and whimsy, who be they real or an non-Joe IP character, be "Classified"ed and fold right in?

I could see

James Bond(007)
Rick O'Connell (The Mummy)
Thomas Magnum (Magnum P.I), I mean Chuckles is already his clone
Obi Wan Nairobi

EDIT: I forgot to add the whole damn A-Team. Pity the fool who forgets. I'm pretty sure Wild Bill and Murdoc where in flight school together.
 
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Jeez... There's gotta be so many! Stuff like Mortal Kombat, Expendables, definitely the human cast of Predator. And for all these I would be perfectly content with "the essence of", not exact replicas and likenesses. John Connor from Terminator Salvation, Mad Max, Eric Bana from Black Hawk Down, Michael Biehn from The Abyss... Hell, you know what? The cast of Navy SEALs, Kevin Smith be damned.
 
I just want them to embrace the wider Hasbroverse and give us Classified MASK and Jem.
 
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Who are they?...................... 😜

I would love it if we could somehow get the whole Jem universe, well at least The Misfits and Jem & The Holograms. C'mon Walmart and Target!!! You don't need TF or PP or the MASS Device as store exclusive programs, get Jem!!!!
 
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