G.I. Joe Classified Series

[docsilence]

Maybe Safety & Security? Or Safe & Secure? Those are well-meaning enough, can be meant in earnest, and aren't so tied to each other they don't stand alone well. ("Law" doesn't stand alone very well without Order, if I'm being honest.)

 

[AceofKnaves]

Law" doesn't stand alone very well without Order, if I'm being honest

A major reason I never bought his Battle Corps figure.
I was like “. . . did Order *die*? Is that why Law is wearing that doofy battle suit?FUCK.”

 

[docsilence]

A major reason I never bought his Battle Corps figure.
I was like “. . . did Order *die*? FUCK.”

If an animal companion dies, we riot.

 

[AceofKnaves]

If an animal companion dies, we riot.

Devil’s Due Comics established that Timber died of old age after the Marvel run, *but* left wolf puppies behind.
I . . . felt not-good about that.

 

[vicious]

I love the goofy blue and tennis ball yellow Law GIMME THAT IN CLASSIFIED

 

[AceofKnaves]

I love the goofy blue and tennis ball yellow Law GIMME THAT IN CLASSIFIED

I’m not saying “no”, but I *am* saying that Order also needs goofy armor.

 

[docsilence]

Ah, that Law was meant to be part of the DEF (Drug Elimination Force) line. Order said "no NARCs" and quit. When asked later, Order said, through a canine interpreter, that he signed up to chase COBRA terrorists, not reinforce the societal norms that criminalize recreational drug use. He and Law haven't spoken since.

Devil’s Due Comics established that Timber died of old age after the Marvel run, *but* left wolf puppies behind.
I . . . felt not-good about that.

I hate that. It's comics, don't kill the dog/wolf. And male wolves can live 16 years. Sure maybe Timber's a little geriatric but make him the wolf version of Terence Stamp in the Limey.

 

[AceofKnaves]

I hate that. It's comics

This.
The beauty of comic book storytelling is that there is no reason to be legalistic about the passage of time, or the death of pets.

 

[docsilence]

This.
The beauty of comic book storytelling is that there is no reason to be legalistic about the passage of time, or the death of pets.

If Jubilee can be a teenager for like 25 years Timber can live to be 50.

 

[Trunks3540]

I'm just now finding out Timber is male. Always thought he was a girl. Not sure why.

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[Chooch555]

There was an issue of Krypto recently in which a dog died helping him out. It was legitimately upsetting. It came with a warning, which somehow made it worse.