G.I. Joe Classified Series

My cousin (David, for the record) dated something like a dozen Jennifers in a row.
I'm pretty sure at least 25% of this board is named Matt. It's a generational thing. You could shut up my entire elementary school class by yelling MATTHEW. MICHAEL. KATIE. JENNIFER. Boom, 15 out of 25 kids assumed they were in trouble.
I'm guessing Catholic school in the Irish area...

My stepsister has three kids: Jack, Kate, and Sam, but Katie I always have to do an Irish "Katie!" And Sam, I don't know if he's sick of it, but I ALWAYS say "Oh Sam" with my Frodo impression to him. Jack is a teenager and happy to be in whichever room we aren't.
 
My cousin (David, for the record) dated something like a dozen Jennifers in a row.

I'm guessing Catholic school in the Irish area...

My stepsister has three kids: Jack, Kate, and Sam, but Katie I always have to do an Irish "Katie!" And Sam, I don't know if he's sick of it, but I ALWAYS say "Oh Sam" with my Frodo impression to him. Jack is a teenager and happy to be in whichever room we aren't.
Boston Irish. No joke, that scene in Good Will Hunting where he rambles off all the fake names of his brothers? That's my family. Actually fuck it this is real with my cousins just on my dad's side:
Matty Krissy Adam (Addy) Keithie Tommy Johnny Joey Greggy Bobby (Jr.) Denny Trishie Billy Kevie Christophah Jennie Mikey Jimmy Marybeth (MBee) Andrea (Andy) Tyllah (Tyler) Tiffy (Tiffany) Trevie (Trevor) and Travie (Travis)

My ex leaned over to me during the Departed in that scene about how someone's cousin got caught selling guns to a state trooper saying "didn't that happen to one of you" and I was like "for the RECORD, it was my SECOND cousin, Paulie"
 
I'm pretty sure at least 25% of this board is named Matt. It's a generational thing. You could shut up my entire elementary school class by yelling MATTHEW. MICHAEL. KATIE. JENNIFER. Boom, 15 out of 25 kids assumed they were in trouble.
I used to want to change my name to Wolf when I was an edgy high school kid and my dad finally said we could go down to the courthouse and he'd do it.

And the fact that suddenly he wanted to do it made me question if this was a good idea. So I did not.
 
Missile-launching Robot Shark was @DarthDre758 's nickname in college.
You went to that college too?
Well fuck yours, good sir. My grade school was the Irish Catholic school.

Heh heh, well mine too!
And my Axe!

Me too actually. I only remember one Jennifer in my grade, and she was African American.

Also, I'm just jumping in to the middle of the card art discussion. First, I really don't care what the Retro cards look like, I'm just throwing them away anyways. And lets not think that all the old card arts were great.

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Those aren't examples of bad art. They're examples of bad character design. Why does Heavy Duty have a file cabinet on his groin?

I prefer the explosion back ground. When it turned into a pixelated explosion, that's when it started going downhill. Those lasers aren't even as fun as the laser background we had for our school pictures.

Those old card art images were also unquestionably created by human beings, so they'll always have that advantage and credibility.
 
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