Ru1977
The Irishman
But you also can't not.
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Ru1977
The Irishman
I believe so, yeah. Makes the hand a really tempting target though...
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Oh yeah, Slice and Dice are ABSOLUTELY fucking each other. Relationship? Maybe. But they get DOWN, and they make it EVERYONE’S problem at Cobra HQ.
They are the “athletic, adventurous couple” and they do messed up stuff like, hanging from the rafters and shit. Makes Cobra Commander NUTS, but they are deadly killers and also oddly popular with the other Cobra brass, so he puts up with it.
Ru1977
The Irishman
THAT is the best part. No way Cobra has HR.
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Oh they do, but it’s either the Crimson Twins or else the Interrogator, so no one is gonna report anything.
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Only the finest shields leave your hand fully unprotected when using them.
Ru1977
The Irishman
Fawk. Now the role they have at the top of the classic file cards ("Commando", or "Tracker") above the codenames (they later swapped positions for role and name)... I've gotta have an Interrogator so his role is Cobra Human Resources.
Ru1977
The Irishman
My dad had a really similar philosophy when it came to underwear. If he had to wear some, he still didn't want to leave much to the imagination, damnit.
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I feel like this informs a lot about your personality.
Ru1977
The Irishman
Oh, definitely.
DetectiveHoag
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“Human Reuse”? I thought that’s what the Mole Rats were.
Ru1977
The Irishman
Toyhabit says the Ghost Viper and D.I.R.E.* pack are confirmed for the Walmart thingie on 10/9 & 10/10.
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So I’m gonna PM you my office address and we can discuss some fair rates, because holy shit dude therapy is callin’ you!
