G.I. Joe Classified Series

lol know there’s more of us that have made these…
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COBRA S.C.A.L.E.S.

(Seductive combat agent/liasion espionage specialist)



Birthplace: Various

PMOS: espionage.

secondary: various, usually small arms armorer. Familiar with all nato firearms

Established by The Baroness, these specialized operatives are mysteriously culled from all over the world as children. They are placed in special crimson guard families and raised as a generation with an innate fanatical devotion to cobra.

cobra SCALES are always very beautiful and also very brilliant…they use their looks and charm to leverage themselves into influence. They attend the best schools around the world, have access to various levels of military and IT training.

It’s rumored that They will also marry wealthy men and use black widow tactics to get access to their fortunes.

From Flint’s file:

“Don’t let their good looks fool you…SCALES may be the velvet glove that hides the iron fist.

unlike many of the mercenaries within cobra’s employ SCALES are absolute fanatics.

thats part of what makes them so dangerous…

They -will- give their lives for their cause!”
 
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I like the Siege Commander - that's a great look. Where did you pick up an early Trench Viper.? I actually want the Trench Viper figure, but in no way did I want to pay for a bunker I dont have space for.
 
Here is a Youtube video from someone who has done a Classified scale Conquest x-30:


They also did a Tomahawk:


Both look pretty good for 3D prints. I am surprised by the size of the Tomahawk. I thought it would be way too big to be realistically feasible for Classified. However looking at it in the video it isn't all that much bigger than the Dragonfly. It is more the bulk of it rather than the length. Now, granted, that doesn't mean it wouldn't still be big and expensive, and have to be a Haslab. However I think it could be feasible. Also I kind of like it in that blue colour.

The Conquest looks like the perfect choice for another Haslab. It is probably around the same size as the Rattler, maybe even smaller. They would probably have to go with the folding wings again to help with space, but otherwise I could see this being a Haslab offering in a couple years.
 
For 2026, they listed these code names:

Standard waves:
G2272 - Tyrannis
G2273 - Razor
G2274 - Callie
G2275 - CMDR Feral

G2276 - LT Steele
G2277 - LT Felina
G2278 - The Enforcer
G2279 - Dark Kat

G2280 - Dr Viper
G2281 - Shlub
G2282 - Pastmaster
G2283 - Hippocampus

Exclusives & Misc:
G2042 - Legacy Cow
G2045 - MD Droopy (Target)
G2048 - JJ Jana (Walmart)

G2051 - JQ Jonny (Fan Channel?)
G2052 - JQ Hadhi VEH (Fan Channel?)
G2075 - JQ Jessie DLX (Pulse)

G2102 - BB Rudy DLX
G2116 - BB Bob Pet

G2290 - Retro DL Dexter
G2291 - Retro DL Dee Dee
G2292 - Retro DL Mandark
Just to update, apparently G2051 - JQ Jonny has been identified as the Taurus/Red Dog set.
 
Took a chance and ordered a "Used-Like New, Unopened" Marine Sniper on Amazon and received a 2nd run Scarlett, the one with the brown pants, in the Marine Sniper box. Womp womp.
 
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Took a chance and ordered a "Used-Like New, Unopened" Marine Sniper on Amazon and received a 2nd run Scarlett, the one with the brown pants, in the Marine Sniper box. Womp womp.
This reminds me of when I got a Crimson B.A.T. from Amazon but the figure and accessories had been replaced with gogurts. Not my idea of a fun blind box opening.
 
So we’re getting a Classified cow? Most unexpected. 😁
Well don't give Lenny any ideas........ :ROFLMAO:

The question now is who should be the figure in the "figure & pet" release that comes with the cow?

WAIT!!! I KNOW!!!

A SDCC exclusive with a swerve.....Da-Duke and his boys Leatherhead, Frog Face & Ship Shape. And a cow (cow sign optional). Hell make it a full crazy set with The Big Bad Cobra, Evil Stepmother (Zarana) and the Ugly Giant. The figures can be done in their fairytale, exaggerated look so it wouldn't be getting the same figures all over again, and they wouldn't have to be part of the numbering.

Sorry I saw the episode a couple weeks ago and it struck me while typing this.
 
In all seriousness, Classified has been killing it with animal figures so much I'd buy a Classified Cow. Sergeant Beef, the Milk Viper, whatever, I'm in.
 
Sweet suffering Jasis, I know next to nothing about Sgt. Beef but totally want that figure. Milk Viper is intriguing as hell too
 
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