G.I. Joe Classified Series

Thank you!! Same with most courthouses and govt buildings. It makes no sense!
The municipality I work with actually stays open til 7:30 at least once a week because "we need to make sure people can actually access the services they pay for." It's not perfect, but at least once a week all city offices are open and reachable after a 9-5 shift, which I dig.
 
I got Major Bludd but holding off on opening. I like to keep a little stack to open when I'm having a bad day but I will probably open him today anyway just because I'm too excited.
I do that too as part of my bipolar routine. I know when I'm up I get a little freer with money so I may as well just buy toys that I was going to buy anyway. And then I keep some for when the lows hot... Kind of hard to be down when you've got a fun toy.

I shared this with someone I know who just got diagnosed and now they are Lego addict. Oops.
 
For anyone looking for accoutrements for their Joe shelf, you can check out "Joeconkevin" on Instagram. Got some modular round-top bunkers and even a standing podium for your Cobra Commander, plus it looks like he's currently selling Skystriker/Nightboomer pins at the moment. I like the podium in particular.
 
Like you don't want chocolate in your peanut butter or you just hate the basic concept of a toy changing into another toy? Because if it's the latter, I feel sorry for all the joy you're missing out on.
Both?

I actually don't love crossovers all that much to begin with unless the things crossing over are established to have always been part of the same continuity (your standard Cheers/Frasier). I -usually- have little to no interest in temporary 'what if'-style crossovers that ultimately exist just to have the crossover and otherwise mean nothing for the continuity of either franchise. I don't hate it - I just lack interest in it.
And yeah, I just hate Transformers. I don't like robots transforming into cars. I don't like the storyline. I just don't like anything about it and I never have. Transformers is one of the few '80s brands that, as a kid, I simply wanted nothing to do with.

Ironically, my favorite era of the original Joe comics is when Ninja Force showed up. Which is also when they did that stupid-ass Transformers crossover the first time.
 
Thanks again to @Buttmunch for helping me get the only figure & accessories I wanted out of the set!

Retro Firefly who I got incomplete from eBay for another custom donated his gear (though I don't remember who the bracelets came from, because they were in my accessories bin lol), and Super Action Stuff provided the weapons - I present to you, Robert "Chopper" Blinken-Smythe!
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(Also, thanks to @Dark_Spectre_Threeps for recommending the saw!)
 
I -usually- have little to no interest in temporary 'what if'-style crossovers that ultimately exist just to have the crossover and otherwise mean nothing for the continuity of either franchise. I don't hate it - I just lack interest in it.
This is a wild swerve but this reminds me of the time when basically every main member of Stormwatch was *canonically* killed because of an outbreak of xenomorphs from Alien.

Obviously it was all retconned away once Wildstorm moved to DC, but that was the most consequential franchise crossover I've ever seen.
 
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This is a wild swerve but this reminds me of the time when basically every main member of Stormwatch were *canonically* killed because of an outbreak of xenomorphs from Alien.

Obviously it was all retconned away once Wildstorm moved to DC, but that was the most consequential franchise crossover I've ever seen.
I remember Ellis saying something like - they'd been informed that there was no way to salvage the book at that point and so the ALIEN crossover was a way to just provide some (brutal) closure to characters who weren't going to get any. At the end of Stormwatch (and those last four arcs are probably my favorite thing old school Image did) the book's numbers were so low the creative team felt bad cashing their checks but the Image leadership just kept funding it because they wanted to see where the story went.

I miss those the days of being financially irresponsible about something because you wanted to see how the creative endeavor ended instead of measuring every single thing by a percentage point.
 
I remember Ellis saying something like - they'd been informed that there was no way to salvage the book at that point and so the ALIEN crossover was a way to just provide some (brutal) closure to characters who weren't going to get any. At the end of Stormwatch (and those last four arcs are probably my favorite thing old school Image did) the book's numbers were so low the creative team felt bad cashing their checks but the Image leadership just kept funding it because they wanted to see where the story went.

I miss those the days of being financially irresponsible about something because you wanted to see how the creative endeavor ended instead of measuring every single thing by a percentage point.
Yeah, Stormwatch was doing some interesting things. I think if I went back a lot of it probably hasn't aged well (and I might be able to more easily identify the stuff Ellis was almost certainly paying homage to), but at the time it felt really different and new.
 
Yeah, Stormwatch was doing some interesting things. I think if I went back a lot of it probably hasn't aged well (and I might be able to more easily identify the stuff Ellis was almost certainly paying homage to), but at the time it felt really different and new.
It's been a few years since I reread it but I honestly think Stormwatch has aged better than other meta-superhero stories that had a self-referential look at the genre, because the creative team was playing with someone else's toys and actually showed restraint. A lot of those 90s books aged poorly but at least when I last read it five or eight years ago nothing set off my OH NO alarm bells for stuff aging supremely badly.
 
Someone I was seeing at the time introduced me to The Authority and Planetary (which was kind of odd in so much she was otherwise strictly a Vertigo reader and had no time for any cape books). I liked it so much, I went back and picked up the Stormwatch trades to get the backstory. I quickly grew to love the team, Lauren, Fuji, Winter, Hellstrike et al and was so curious why none of them seemed to be around. Once I finally got the WildCATs/Alien book, it was just nuts to find *that* was what happened to the poor sods. Heartbreaking but also cool to have a crossover actually have consequences.
 
Someone I was seeing at the time introduced me to The Authority and Planetary (which was kind of odd in so much she was otherwise strictly a Vertigo reader and had no time for any cape books). I liked it so much, I went back and picked up the Stormwatch trades to get the backstory. I quickly grew to love the team, Lauren, Fuji, Winter, Hellstrike et al and was so curious why none of them seemed to be around. Once I finally got the WildCATs/Alien book, it was just nuts to find *that* was what happened to the poor sods. Heartbreaking but also cool to have a crossover actually have consequences.
Love that Authority run up until Hitch and Ellis step off. I was... shall we say... less fond of Millar's writing.

Though, if you like those, check out Global Frequency. Same vein (also Ellis writing) but pulling from some other non-superhero inspirations. We *almost* got an adaptation of it with Michelle Forbes playing Miranda Zero but it never happened because we live in the bad timeline.
 
Planetary will probably forever be my favorite thing. (And agree on the Millar thing - I always said Stormwatch/Authority was righteously angry til Millar took over, and then it just got fuckin' mean.)

On topic for the thread though, I never THINK I'm going to really love Night Force but man there's something just low-key fun about them. I can't stop messing around with the two pack today as I'm working. Quick Kick really deserved some shoes.
 
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