G.I. Joe Classified Series

Why is more then 1 a good thing? I'm honestly not sure why I ask this because most of the answers will be... interesting. But I find 1 to be a chore to maintain sometimes? Like women. One of my best friends is poly, and he had 3 gfs at one point. I'm like "dude, how can you do that. I can't even deal with 1, hence why I'm single." And he manages just fine. My thought is just, at some point... too much maintenance. They all know about each other too. Its not like he lies. Some of them are friends with each other. Its nuts.

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Ru1977 said:
Not sure it's a good thing, but definitely interesting. If nothing else, you could double-team a lady without having to find a buddy who is into that.
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I can't imagine it's a helpful thing. The old meme about "my d*ck has led me to places I wouldn't even go with a gun" and I cannot imagine I would've survived my 20s with two of them.

Anyway. To keep it on topic, I just heard that quote in Cobra Commander's screechy voice. Actually, maybe Destro? Baroness could get him into trouble.
 
Crystal Ball was available to order for a while this afternoon, so I did. It says it will be here tomorrow, which I assume it won't because they'll try to deliver it from the store (I ordered more stuff to get free shipping) and then find out that they don't have any left, if they ever had any at all. But we'll see. Like Autobot triple-changing hero Springer of Cybertron, I've got better things to do tonight than die, so I should be around still tomorrow to find out.
 
Boy Wonder said:
Banzai would give us ANOTHER body for a Street Fighter Classified line. I was born in 88 so Street Fighter were technically my first ever GI Joe figures since the line was kind of stalled out by the time I was of toy-playing age. But I do remember having Banzai as a kid because he looked enough like Vega and I think Vega was part of the second wave of those figures.

All this discussion has me looking through YoJoe at those figures. It’s wild that Vega didn’t come with a claw. I distinctly remember mine having one because I had my dad glue it onto his hand so it wouldn’t keep falling off. But looks like that claw had come with Sagat.

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Wow 1993 was an amazing year. All those cool Battle Corps figures like Law, Crimson Guard Commander, Eel, and Alley Viper. Plus Ninja Force 2 and Star Brigade!


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Trunks3540 said:
Why is more then 1 a good thing? I'm honestly not sure why I ask this because most of the answers will be... interesting. But I find 1 to be a chore to maintain sometimes? Like women. One of my best friends is poly, and he had 3 gfs at one point. I'm like "dude, how can you do that. I can't even deal with 1, hence why I'm single." And he manages just fine. My thought is just, at some point... too much maintenance. They all know about each other too. Its not like he lies. Some of them are friends with each other. Its nuts.

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At first I thought you were asking why more than one girlfriend is a good thing, and then I realized I think we're talking about more than one dick being a good thing and I don't even know what the fuck is happening around here anymore.
 
Damien said:
At first I thought you were asking why more than one girlfriend is a good thing, and then I realized I think we're talking about more than one dick being a good thing and I don't even know what the fuck is happening around here anymore.
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No one does, but you just got a lean into it like when Frodo and Aragorn are on the broken stairs in Moria.
 
We have to keep our sanity somehow. Also, they make toys and aids to... help, with the 2nd hole. I don't ask friends lol.

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Trunks3540 said:
We have to keep our sanity somehow. Also, they make toys and aids to... help, with the 2nd hole. I don't ask friends lol.

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Also, second hole is one thing, but what about same hole? See?! That's where that second deal is gonna come in handy.
 
I almost feel bad bringing up the AMA thing, but this IS the weirdest thread on this forum so I guess it's just bound to get really weird every so often.
 
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