G.I. Joe Classified Series

[TheGillMan]

Got 3 Crystal Balls ready to ship out in the morning! I knew I had a whole closet full of hoarded boxes and packing materials for a reason.

3 Balls? Just not satisfied with 2 balls like the rest of us?

 

[Justice]

3 Balls? Just not satisfied with 2 balls like the rest of us?

I have 3 to make up for my other shortcomings downstairs thank you very much!

 

[NORM]

Update to my missing second copy of armored Cobra Commander. Got the Walmart Chatbot to issue me a refund for the figure. They don't have it in stock anymore to fulfill my order.

 

[TENIME]

I have 3 to make up for my other shortcomings downstairs thank you very much!

"What if a man has no penis but three balls and one of them lights up and plays a tune? Does he ever get laid? Do you fuck him for the story?"

 

[docsilence]

"What if a man has no penis but three balls and one of them lights up and plays a tune? Does he ever get laid? Do you fuck him for the story?"

This reminds me of the time the guy with two hey-now's did a Reddit AMA.

I feel like that's a wealth of riches nobody is prepared for.

To keep it on topic, Once Was a Man CC probably has a hemipene, and I only know this because I've had one too many D&D players try to figure out monster anatomy on me and have put images in my head I cannot remove.

 

[Ru1977]

This reminds me of the time the guy with two hey-now's did a Reddit AMA.

Man.... I gotta prove I'm over 18?!?

 

[TENIME]

Man.... I gotta prove I'm over 18?!?

It only means physically, not mentally, so you're good.

 

[Ru1977]

Oh! Okay then!

 

[TheGillMan]

Reminds me of the old joke featured in the original Hot Shots: What do you do with an elephant with three balls? You walk him and pitch to the rhino!

 

[Justice]

Double dick dude turned out to be a fraud! No one was more disappointed than me.

 

[Ru1977]

Jesus... I managed to quote Hot Shots last week at work but can only remember the detailed description of the whole "why are you mad at me? He's the one who ate your father" argument.

 

[Ru1977]

Double dick dude turned out to be a fraud! No one was more disappointed than me.

 

[Justice]

Hey that's my favorite 30 year old high schooler!

 

[DarthDre758]

"What if a man has no penis but three balls and one of them lights up and plays a tune? Does he ever get laid? Do you fuck him for the story?"

Kick the sandman in the sack! Stay up late, Insomniac!

 

[docsilence]

Double dick dude turned out to be a fraud! No one was more disappointed than me.

A fraud on Reddit, who would've guessed! (I missed that he was outed as only having one wang.)