G.I. Joe Classified Series

docsilence said:
Wait a minute
Duke: Cyclops
Snake Eyes: Wolverine
Scarlett: Jean (even down to the love triangle)
Falcon: Havok (the disrespected younger brother of the tightass)
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So that makes Stalker what, the Storm or Colossus of the team? The one who stays out of drama and gets most of the work done?
 
Spongyblue said:
So that makes Stalker what, the Storm or Colossus of the team? The one who stays out of drama and gets most of the work done?
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Stalker is Cable. He leads a totally different, but related, team that actually does all the work and gets no credit.
 
Spongyblue said:
So that makes Stalker what, the Storm or Colossus of the team? The one who stays out of drama and gets most of the work done?
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I kind of like Stalker as Storm. No bullshit, and definitely has a soft spot for Snake Eyes and a respectfully distant connection to Duke.

Roadblock is Colossus, brings the muscle, but with a surprising artistic side.

Shipwreck is Jubilee. I'm taking no questions at this time.
 
AceofKnaves said:
Also it’s a cool opportunity with Duke to include an alternate generic-soldier head a la the Retaliation “Ultimate Duke”
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That is another head I used plenty in customs, until someone <coughblastermancough> pointed out how small the head would have to be to be inside all that.
Ru1977 said:
Wet farts are always humorous.
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Especially when they don't happen to you.
Ashtalon said:
I never had the Locust, but I do kinda like the design.
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I had(have) two. The single release, and the one that came with the General (that still resides at my moms house). They were great small support choppers, and I usually had at least one Joe hanging off the side (no matter how dumb Cracked said that was)...and usually always one causality due to that, but to be rescued later by the Retaliator and survive.
Spongyblue said:
When you are Stalker with a Kayak you only need one member.
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Especially with that big ass machine gun mounted to the front that would have capsized it while firing in real life.
 
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Finally got Footloose in (Man, Pulse shipping has slowed way down since switching to DHL).

Pretty happy with him, though! Another one I had as a kid that was a hand me down from my brothers, so he got a TON of play time. He's a great update, though I think I'll look for a replacement backpack that's more like the RAH one. Headsculpt and helmet work really well together.
 
DarthDre758 said:
That is another head I used plenty in customs, until someone <coughblastermancough> pointed out how small the head would have to be to be inside all that.
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Ah man, I forgot about him!
DarthDre758 said:
Especially when they don't happen to you.
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Unless... It's only my kids around. Their laughter may be worth it.
DarthDre758 said:
Especially with that big ass machine gun mounted to the front that would have capsized it while firing in real life.
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Ha, I was thinking the same thing. There's gotta be an art to it. But surely that deserves a spot on that Cracked list.
 
Been clearing out my HD of 20+ years of assorted crap and found some panels from when Jonah met the Blind Master, and Stalker, Storm Shadow and Wade Collins hiding out in a newsstand. Personally, I think Tommy calling Jonah 'flattop' was a bit harsh, the guy only wanted a newspaper.
 
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