G.I. Joe Classified Series

[Ru1977]

So they could easily do a Men of Cobra calendar to fund their next attack.

 

[TENIME]

Well, if we are talking about more casual Destro looks, I demand Spy Troops’ “Studio 54, 1979” look:

So Roadblock wasn't Dwayne Johnson's first G.I. Joe role!

 

[docsilence]

So they could easily do a Men of Cobra calendar to fund their next attack.

Now I found my weekend art project, thanks, there goes my productivity

So Roadblock wasn't Dwayne Johnson's first G.I. Joe role!

I was going to say "that's 70s cocaine Destro isn't it" but now I can't unsee the Rock's high school picture in that figure, absolutely ruined, amazing

 

[AceofKnaves]

So Roadblock wasn't Dwayne Johnson's first G.I. Joe role!

Aaaaah don’t put that in my head!!
I don’t want to start hearing Dwayne’s hooting drawl in my head when I think of Destro!! Noooooo!!!!

 

[Ru1977]

Now I found my weekend art project, thanks, there goes my productivity

Please make Zartan June.

I was going to say "that's 70s cocaine Destro isn't it" but now I can't unsee the Rock's high school picture in that figure, absolutely ruined, amazing

Yep, none of us can unsee it now.

 

[docsilence]

Aaaaah don’t put that in my head!!
I don’t want to start hearing Dwayne’s hooting drawl in my head when I think of Destro!! Noooooo!!!!

Can you SMELLLLLLLLLLL what the Dome is COOKING???????

I am very upset with this. Destro is my favorite. I hate this alternate timeline Dwayne Johnson Destro.

Please make Zartan June.

Ok help me out:
Mindbender
Big Boa
Zartan
Zandar
Croc Master
Copperhead
Raptor
Destro
Onccccce a Man CC
Road Pig
Gnawgahyde
Group shot of the core 'noks

Does that fill out a calendar properly?

 

[Ru1977]

Does that fill out a calendar properly?

 

[Ru1977]

Probably fills all sorts of things out.

 

[docsilence]

THE TWINS! I forgot the twins. They need to be in there. Maybe a group shot of the Dreadnoks and then Serpentor for December.

 

[Ru1977]

Damnit, yes on the twins. Grouping the noks makes total sense, and I like Serpentor as the 'sexy for NOT showing anything' choice. I was about to say Darklon but I don't know if anyone else thinks he's sexy. He has that Vader quality in my mind though.

 

[Ru1977]

Does the Men of Cobra calendar qualify as the weirdest thing we've planned on this forum?

 

[Ru1977]

I also appreciate that some might see something like "The Sexiest Cobras", and get excited to see swimsuit versions of Baroness, Zarana, Vypra, the Valkyries, the CLAW Pilot, and... and... wait a minute! This is all DUDES! No! How could they objectify Cobra agents like this?!?

 

[docsilence]

I also appreciate that some might see something like "The Sexiest Cobras", and get excited to see swimsuit versions of Baroness, Zarana, Vypra, the Valkyries, the CLAW Pilot, and... and... wait a minute! This is all DUDES! No! How could they objectify Cobra agents like this?!?

To be fair, Cobra dudes actively objectify themselves. Mindbender doesn't leave the house like that NOT wanting people to stare at him.

 

[TENIME]

THE TWINS!

That...is not how I read that initially...

 

[Ru1977]

Mindbender doesn't leave the house like that NOT wanting people to stare at him.

Good point. With his patented 'this navel's not gonna lick itself' expression.