G.I. Joe Classified Series

Crystal Ball is wacky but it's not on the same level of fantasy as Donald Trump serving his country.

Patriot Force brand has TDS, good to know. I saw their instagram page they had some sand bag diorama in the works, which is interesting, but hard pass.
 
Patriot Force brand has TDS
Thank you for deconstructing and pushing back on “TDS”. As a mental health professional, it’s fucking infuriating to hear MAGA cultists use that term like it’s real and technical and it definitely isn’t. However, yes, the “other side’s” sick worship of Mango Mussolini is 💯 rooted in pathology.


Aaaanyway, here comes the livestream!!
 
I'm just gonna say it: Crank Case is too handsome in that render. Crank Case's face should look like a ginger bowling ball with a mustache. That's a hill I may not die on but I will sit down and grumble upon.
 
Made the mistake of looking at the chat and saw something about a Haslab shipping broken - is there word on the Rattler shipping broken? I hadn't heard anything about a broken Haslab.

Love that Mercer. Don't need another Sarge but at least he's very different from the previous options.

Love Lenny confirming Slice does come with two swords but one of them flew across the studio today and they can't find it.
 
Pulse exclusive, so I may not get them at all. But they're probably a november order for me either way.

Desert Scorpion was mentioned?
 
Ohhh Emily dropped HasLab hints, all cold based.

Here comes Snow Cat with Frostbite!
 
Pulse exclusive, so I may not get them at all. But they're probably a november order for me either way.

Desert Scorpion was mentioned?
Desert Scorpion with pet scorpion name-only drop, no images. Haslab at the end of the month, and very deliberate use of the words "cool" and "frosty" so reckon that's a very clear hint where they're headed.
 
So do we hope the scorpion is a giant actual scorpion or a robot scorpion?

Personally, I’m hoping for a giant actual scorpion. I will need several.
 
Slice was probably my favorite Joe as a kid so he's a must-buy. They are even using the Ninja Force logo! :love::love:

I hate that these are going up so soon though, I need like a day to figure out what I want and how many, lol.

Props to the Joe team for loading up these figures with parts to make (in this case, ninjas) troop builders. They proved it could work with Retaliation Ultimate Duke, and they are embracing it yet again with this pack and Budo.
 
Hoping for real, but wouldn't be surprised if they go with a robot armed to the teeth. Or the claws, rather.
 
Slice adds another body that could be reused for a completely hypothetical Street Fighter Classified line.
 
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