G.I. Joe Classified Series

I'm virulently anti-gun IRL (gotta tell you about the drive by I lived through some time) but I had to learn how to look cool shooting and reloading a pistol for an acting role a million years ago and the instructor, who was walking a couple of other actors through it, got to me and was like "oh, fuck, man, no guns literally aren't designed for lefties." But then he taught me a really cool quick release trick I got really good at and it made me wish I actually like guns cos for a week on set I felt like a f*ckin BADASS.

There was that other time the Staties showed up on our set while I was holding the prop revolver my character carried and as soon as I saw the cops approaching the line producer I threw the gun into the woods like NOPE, not getting shot by accident TODAY, YEET
 
Look, I'm RELATED to about thirty five guys exactly like the guy Casey Affleck is playing in that skit, that SNL skit isn't comedy, it's a documentary, and I MOURNED the day Dunkin stopped using styrofoam cups because the single most satisfying act of violence you can commit upon another person is throwing a full styrofoam cup explosively at someone's windshield in Boston when it's cold enough for the milk to freeze, and I don't know a single person from around here who still defends a lobster roll. I live in a coastal New England town and the idea of a lobster roll makes me gag.

(Then again I also know where lobsters are most plentiful when you're out trapping them and that's why I will never eat lobster voluntarily again. Pro tip: THEY GATHER AROUND SEWAGE PIPES)
 
Seeing someone spike a cup of shitty dunks coffee on someone's hood/windshield is how you know you've gone native here. It actually makes a better projectile than a beverage.
 
docsilence said:
Look, I'm RELATED to about thirty five guys exactly like the guy Casey Affleck is playing in that skit, that SNL skit isn't comedy, it's a documentary, and I MOURNED the day Dunkin stopped using styrofoam cups because the single most satisfying act of violence you can commit upon another person is throwing a full styrofoam cup explosively at someone's windshield in Boston when it's cold enough for the milk to freeze...
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I assume drinking from single use plastic that's degrading from heat into your drink for 3 decades comes a close second then. It's a slower burn.
 
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