G.I. Joe Classified Series

My younger brother had the blue guy and green guys from Inhumanoids, while I was wondering why they had such small heads.

Pythona has a shipping label, yay! The shipping label is from DHL, boo! Although, my last DHL shipment from Pulse wasn't too bad, but definitely slower than FedEx. They delivered the Awe Striker in two days.
 
I’m hoping my 2x Pythona order ships FedEx, because DHL takes FOREVER to get from Hasbro to California.

Speaking of “hot”, my wife has noticed that Pythona’s chest seems quite . . . robust in pictures, and she is less charmed by that than I am. I showed her several female Classified figures side-by-side to demonstrate that they are generally fairly subdued in their overt sexualization. Is Pythona the first Classified lady with truly conspicuous mammaries?
 
Man, when you look at what the Joe team are doing then compare it to the other lines Hasbro have, there's really no contest. Hell, looking at those promo pics of Big Lob have even turned me around on his dumb ass, he looks genuinely great.

They made an awesome Wolverine, fans were like, "oh this is how a good figure looks and poses!" and then they went right back to previewing and putting up preorders for figures with ab crunch and waist swivels. Yeah, no, I'll just be waiting until you decide to try, ML team. I'm done buying $28 ML figures with the same articulation as $15 2013 ROML wave.
 
Fedex for my Pythona according to the notification I just got, and with the vacation I was supposed to go on this week canceled, at least I'll have the small joy of being around to crack open this figure when she gets here. I might actually waste money on one of the other convention exclusives I skipped because of the trip as a consolation prize or something.
 
Ohhhh Amanda Donahoe in Lair of the White Worm would beg to differ.
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