OK so I cracked open Scorps and Hawk.
Welll I didn’t expect Hawk to be the big favorite here, but he is just so well done, with just the right balance of “green army man” and retrofuture to be super-cool and his helmet and portrait are really darn badass, he just looks like a legitimately tough guy.
The MMS is cooler in Joe colors, I think. It just feels more “right”.
Desert Scorpion is *bananas*. The figure itself is great fun, and the unmasked portrait is moody and honestly really handsome. My wife digs him! Heh. She also likes seeing a Cobra character with this skin tone. I agree. The new accessories are great, the reused Alley Viper accessories are . . . fine, the ascension gun at least has a rope now. The cloak and the backpack don’t exactly work well together, but the cloak and the unmasked face seem to make up an individual “leader” character, and the mask without the cloak but with the backpack/hose setup makes sense for the “regular” DS troopers.
The scorpion? HOLY CATS! Just ridiculously articulated and weird and scary and ludicrously fun. Kind of crazy to get Marvel’s “Gargantos” and this crazy scorpion in the same week, because they are both just totally wild and creative swings that are so unique and just totally throw the visceral joy of action figure collecting right into my soul.