G.I. Joe Classified Series

They look like Sadaams Fedayeen troops that sported Darth Vader helmets in combat
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Been in a mild panic about having too many figure shipping early all at once, but just got "arriving Wednesday" notification for retro Flint from Amazon, and yeah, I'm not going to even flinch at him shipping early. Been one of my most anticipated figures all year. Now if I get Cover Girl shipping notification overnight too and they arrive together...
 
Also from the school of "past me is financially irresponsible but knows what future me will want," I couldn't remember if I ordered two Cover Girls so I could use both head sculpts or if I showed, y'know... RESTRAINT, but I did, in fact, preorder two. Because I'm a fool but I know myself.
 
docsilence said:
Also from the school of "past me is financially irresponsible but knows what future me will want," I couldn't remember if I ordered two Cover Girls so I could use both head sculpts or if I showed, y'know... RESTRAINT, but I did, in fact, preorder two. Because I'm a fool but I know myself.
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4, so feel better.
 
Chooch555 said:
So if MAGA is Cobra, Trump is Cobra Commander, and Elon is Destro - who is Stephen Miller? I submit that even Cobra doesn't have anyone that evil.
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RFK Jr. is Mindbender.

Does Cobra have a resident vampire? If so, THAT is Stephen Miller.

Now I'm going to have to figure out a Cobra character to be Vance. Maybe call him "Colonel Couchfucker".
docsilence said:
He's one of the three torturers in gimp suits Snake Eye stole his V3 costume from.
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One of those gimp suits is definitely Lindsey Graham.
 
NORM said:
Dr. Mindbender seems like a legit scientist. Like he knows the science, just misuses it. RFK Jr doesn't seem to know anything. Mindbender would scoff at RFK's inability to understand basic medical science.
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True...I was just thinking of crazed guy spouting things that sound like science, but you're correct. Mindbender would be a far more competent person to entrust with public health, which speaks volumes.
 
NORM said:
RFK is a goon that follows conspiracy theorists and "does his own research". He'd be nobody besides maybe a Cobra officer that got promoted by dumb luck.
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Time for a new character: Dr. Brainworm. He isn't really a doctor, and has no scientific expertise whatsoever, but he somehow has convinced CC to put him in a position of power by allowing him to experiment on bear and whale carcasses. Mindbender is annoyed to no end by this inept idiot who has a voice that sounds like a Dalek trying to do a Katherine Hepburn impersonation.
 
Trench Viper was back and I added to my cart, then took a minute to reconsider and kinda talk myself out of having two alley vipers. Vipers, trooper, and officers are one thing but I set the limit on myself for only one of every specialist Viper I get, and I'm gonna have to hold to that. And it sold out before I got there anyway, heh. But also gonna have to cancel the Grim Viper as well.
 
TheGillMan said:
Time for a new character: Dr. Brainworm. He isn't really a doctor, and has no scientific expertise whatsoever, but he somehow has convinced CC to put him in a position of power by allowing him to experiment on bear and whale carcasses. Mindbender is annoyed to no end by this inept idiot who has a voice that sounds like a Dalek trying to do a Katherine Hepburn impersonation.
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I am stealing this.
 
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