G.I. Joe Classified Series

Well, it's hard not to be disappointed at the lack of females, again. And this time, the lack of arctic figures to go with Snow CAT. But there's some real gems previewed today. Fans of Green Shirts will be loaded soon, with a whole matching army, padded by solid albeit a little boring figures in Short Fuze and Steeler. Ghost Viper is my personal favorite, and my bank account's worst nightmare. Sci-Fi, Mainframe, and Wet Suit are immediate pre-orders. Grim Viper looks okay...he's got Crossbones vibes and it's nice to get bigger Cobra villains for a change. Cool to see new parts on Steel Guards, I believe those are Lowlight's legs. Overall a good showing. WHERES DUH CHIX? WHERE MY CHIX AT??
 
At first I read this as 'one for each hand' and I got REALLY confused.
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What? I don't know what's so confusing about that...
 
I make it my life's mission to always say 'fuck you' to rude customers right in front of whatever staff they're being rude to. I know you can't do it, and I got you comrade.
One of my proudest moments as a Masshole was watching someone in line at Market Basket say something racist to the woman at the deli counter and basically the guy got run out of the store by the other patrons. Left his cart behind and just walked out because he had like 15 people calling him a piece of shit to his face.
 
Just yesterday when I was setting up Breaker next to the rest of the original Joes, I was counting off who still needs to be made. Looking forward to the Steeler/ Short Fuze pack but looking forward to Big Lob even more.
 
I called an old lady the C-word for giving a lone Taco Bell employee with an empty restaurant but a full drive-thru crap for "being so slow."

I can't claim Bostonian heritage, but you don't fuck with Chi-town, motherfucker. Capone was here for a fucking reason.
 
I have to wonder how much of the hype for the hood is because it was verboten.
It’s been my #1 Classified want from day one, but also unfortunately there are indeed some ratbag reich-wingers who want it because it was “canceled because of woke”. In my view, Hasbro created its own controversy where there was none with this one, and any goose-stepping pushback is the egg that was laid, not the chicken that laid it.
 
What do we think, Flash and Grand Slam, two heads in a single box, or two separate figures? (I'm hoping two separate, no gimmicks pleasssse on the O13)
 
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