G.I. Joe Classified Series: The Chatty Pointless Thread & Performance Art

My Pulse deliveries are half and half DHL and FedEx. I think the boxes with more value go FedEx, single items go DHL, usually taking 2-3 days longer.
 
Oh and just got an email from Walmat.ca that my 250th Duke is delayed. Hopefully not an issue that results in cancellation like seems a regular issue for you guys in the US. Walmart Canada has been pretty good in recent years with fulfilling preorders/orders so this is unusual. I'm hoping it is just a delay and nothing worse.
 
I want that Ninja Force Scarlet 2 pack. Why does this shit sell out so fast? I wanted Zartan too but he sold out like, almost immediately too. Just makes me not wanna even bother with Ninja Force, since I can't even order them.

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I got a Zartan with store pick up, and a day later, my preorder got delivered. I still need to return one of them.
I think you two have something to discuss...
 
This goddamned action figure line...

Zartan has always been a favorite but I never liked the original Ninja force version of him. I KNEW Classified would make him cool though so I picked one up and... this is just a fucking amazing figure. I can HEAR Zartan putting on a harsh Johnny Rotten accent - what a great face sculpt. so much fuckin' attitude. His kit is fantastic too. And the thing that happens to me in almost every line - he's not my favorite look but he's got the best, smoothest joints compared to other versions of Zartan so he's now my new favorite. I'm calling him Zartan not as a ninja but as an undercover alter-ego on an assassination mission.

I kind of wonder if he's got the best, smoothest joints and articulation because he arrived while I was on vacation and he basically spent five days basting in 80-degree heat in our package-delivery box on the side of the house.

I'm shocked how much I love this figure. He's immediately posing with his daughter looking like a hot mess in the best way possible...
 
I'm calling him Zartan not as a ninja but as an undercover alter-ego on an assassination mission.

Despite him being Ninja Force branded and having ostensibly 'ninja' weapons... I actually NEVER thought of this Zartan as a ninja character as a kid. He was just some punk rock weirdo tough guy to me. Zartan if he got into a fight right as he was coming out of the club.
 
Yeah a fair amount of Ninja Force was just “people who have been involved in ninja soap opera shit”.
Although Zartan’s canonical skillset definitely falls into “ninja” territory. And actually: go in stealthily/in disguise, accomplish mission and escape without discovery is a waaaaaaay more “actual ninja” thing to do than getting in sweet sword duels.
 
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