G.I. Joe Classified Series: The Chatty Pointless Thread & Performance Art

[docsilence]

I've been toying with the same philosophy and I fear I don't have what it takes!

I have no kids and have no interest in longevity, which both help.

 

[docsilence]

Ok so I’ve always had a soft spot for Croc Master because my head canon is he actually loves those dinosaurs he takes care of, and this is how I picture his career post Cobra.

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Auggie is blind due to trauma from people using him illegally for tourism purposes. He was just 2ft when he came to us … he’s like a puppy dog now

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[Ru1977]

So we're getting Deming and Shipwreck.... What if they do Leila with the Valkyrie body and pair her with the blue Baroness that has to be coming?

 

[AceofKnaves]

Mmm but Leila and blue-jumpsuit Baroness didn’t appear in an episode together!!
Leila was in Worlds Without End, and alt-dimension Baroness wore her black leather getup, but with no glasses.
Leila *could* be in a two-pack that mirrors the Springfield one and come with a tripping-balls Sunbow Steeler.
Then blue jumpsuit Baroness (from MASS Device) can come with Sunbow deco Major Bludd (as a prepaint of a classic Bludd).

 

[Ru1977]

Damn, I didn't realize when she stopped with the blue.

Leila was also in Skeletons in the Closet, and could be paired with a Destro with a more classic-style mask. Steeler or Bludd would be very cool though.

 

[AceofKnaves]

Well, Ninja Force Zartan is now in my hands and hot damn what a banger. Figuring out how to work this design to the point where Zartan feels like “what if Troma had an actual budget and one of their weird anti-establishment villain characters got into the real world, Last Action Hero-style?” is quite a feat. He’s got a real intensity to him, he definitely means business and in that context his crazy hair and face deco really feel like war paint in a very anarchistic way. His accessories are amazing, and it’s weird to get that iconic Spearhead&Max bladed weapon and then an even longer and spookier blade in that style.
Sooo much love was obviously put into this figure, and I really hope the same amount of love gets put into Ninja Force Snake-Eyes.

 

[Ru1977]

I just realized Destro is supposed to ship in a month. Holy shit.

 

[DarthDre758]

I asked my son who works at Target to check on the Ninja Force Zartan for me. He said they have two in the backroom, but none on the floor. I asked if he could have one pulled and I'd be in for it. He told me no, they can't hold things for people. I'm not people, kid! What the hell good is having an inside man if I can't totally take advantage of it?!

 

[Ru1977]

Now you need a kid to work at Walmart.

 

[DarthDre758]

<shudder> I wouldn't put that on my worst enemies kid.

 

[The Scream Man]

Should be getting Taurus, Red Dog and the Axction Soldier tomorrow. AS is basically just for parts, but Im kind of excited for the Renegades. I can't remember if I had them as a kid or not TBH.

 

[DarthDre758]

I asked my son who works at Target to check on the Ninja Force Zartan for me. He said they have two in the backroom, but none on the floor. I asked if he could have one pulled and I'd be in for it. He told me no, they can't hold things for people. I'm not people, kid! What the hell good is having an inside man if I can't totally take advantage of it?!

That little shit went to lunch when I got there. I was gonna have him call to have one pulled for me.

 

[Ru1977]

He knew exactly who he was dealing with.

 

[Spongyblue]

He's getting you back for something you did when he was 4 that you have long since forgotten, but was burned into his brain.

 

[DarthDre758]

Jokes on him. I Know where he sleeps.