G.I. Joe Classified One-A-Day Beamish-Style Figure Poll - #297 - Grand Slam (Retro)

Day 296b - Baroness - (Retro) (7/5/26)

Continuing with Retro Week, Baroness in blue!

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Destro knows what he's doing.
No joke: I always assumed the comic book Joe relationships all worked because the guys (Destro, Flint, Snake-Eyes) were educated lovers who could handle being with strong women. All three definitely seemed like guys who would complete the mission to the fullest of its parameters.


Sunbow Duke, though?

. . . nah.
30 seconds of “man of action” then yo joe, gotta go. To sleep, that is.
 
Sunbow Duke needs to hum the Star Spangled Banner to get it up, and if the deed isn't done by the end, the tough for her. He's gotta go clean his laser rifle and cry that he wishes he was as cool as Flint.

But you know comic Destro laid the pipe so good Baroness quit international terrorism several times.
 
If you'd asked me 8 months ago, definitely no need. Now I've gotten into different arrangements, because of Hooded CC and IG Destro, and have one little shelf that's basically based on the 82 comics. So I will need this Baroness for that, along with the bald officer shown in ONE PANEL of issue 1. And I also will need an IG Baroness damnit. But that is it! Three Baronesses is my limit.
 
We know she's gotta be on the list since the pilot Baroness has this outfit under her flight gear, but yeah - I think I want a slightly more muted blue, but I'm a ho for Destro and Baroness together or separately, they'll get me every time.
 
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