DarthDre758
Skate punk who can't ollie
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Outback rocking a 24pk.
I'd get him.
I'd get him.
does he print “Survival” on everything he wears?
I always assumed it was from a survival training school/program.Okay, does he print “Survival” on everything he wears?
I’m sure he sewed it himself: he’s a DIY survival expert, so he certainly knows how to sew.Like did his mommy sew it in his underwear?
Hoagie’s favorite ice cream: vanilla.Maybe ditch the “Survival”, and I might be persuaded.
The word "Survival" printed on his shirt is an acronym, taken from the U.S. Army Ranger Handbook:
Size up the situation.
Undue haste makes waste.
Remember where you are.
Vanquish fear and panic.
Improve your situation.
Value living.
Act like the natives.
Learn basic skills.
Super easy to rememberApparently:
Okay, Outback is easily one of my favorite Joes, but only someone who eats crayons would look at that acronym and think it is at all helpful as a memory tool.Apparently: