G.I. Joe Classified One-A-Day Beamish-Style Figure Poll - #160 - Headman (DEF)

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Fucking right the fuck goddamn now. Immediately. And completely ARAH accurate. It must be done.
This isn't just my favorite G.I. Joe figure design ever, the vintage figure was one of my favorite TOYS of all time. I love this Storm Shadow soooo much and I will literally beg and bribe Lenny to make this figure.


Also, I banned Norm so he can't hurt us anymore.
 
Day 160 - Headman - (DEF) (2/19/26)

RAH week continues with more 90's goodness! Another from 1992, Drug Kingpin Headman!

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Yeah, the 'classic' version leaves a lot to be desired. There's at least one other design in the comics that may be more like what Classified might do, but we'll see. I am definitely interested in their take.
 
HEADMAN! Gotta have him, he’s been high on my wish list from the beginning of the line. I need scary masked gangsters in my life.
 
So is he a C.O.P.S villain or Joe villain? Or because of the timeline he was first and all the C.O.P.S villains followed his example? Yeah I'll take him as long as he has his ominous steel mask of obscurity.
 
This feels like slumming, even for Cobra. I always thought the likes of Headman was just beneath even Cobra. Maybe I’m giving Cobra too much credit, assuming they have some limitations.
In any case, Headman isn’t a big priority for me. Might think about getting him on clearance as someone for my legacy cops to spar with. I just don’t feel he fits into the military world of GI Joe.
 
Cobra has no problem experimenting on their own troops, but draws the line at selling drugs to the masses.
You got to remember, the kind of people that work for Cobra aren’t going to have many scruples about using drugs themselves. Having your troops high as a kite when you’re trying to take over the world just isn’t very practical. It’s in their own self interest to keep their people clean, but someone like Headman isn’t going to care who they sell to.

Maybe I’m just putting too much thought into this.
 
Nazis were famously drugged out. Also, @Spongyblue the Crooks from C.O.P.S. made it a point to not sell drugs. All that said, I am just now realizing Headman has a blond pony tail with the black facial hair. Damn, that's a choice. I either need that all one color or to have Headman rock full Miami Vice pastels.
 
Nazis were famously drugged out. Also, @Spongyblue the Crooks from C.O.P.S. made it a point to not sell drugs. All that said, I am just now realizing Headman has a blond pony tail with the black facial hair. Damn, that's a choice. I either need that all one color or to have Headman rock full Miami Vice pastels.
True, I remember that Very Special Episode of C.O.P.S.
 
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