G.I. Joe Classified One-A-Day Beamish-Style Figure Poll - #148 - S.L.U.G. Driver (Animated)

For all my whining about over-designed costumes on Joes, truly any time a Viper wants to go over the top on their costume, I'm interested.
 
Nope. Fucking hate the stupid armored techy bodysuit look every shitty artist uses to say 'this is ULTRA MODERN!' That design can fuck off into the sun and every stupid generic future soldier bullshit thing it is a clone of.
 
It's almost on par with a professional ninja disguise.

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I forgot how bad his portrait art is. He looks like he's one firecracker away from shitting himself in the first one and looks like we need his whereabouts on January 6th in the second one. That being said, I always loved the action figure and will absolutely pick him up in Classified. Knowing Classified, he's going to go from damp and pudgy to could have starred in a CW show hot, and that's fine.
 
Yeah his original one always stuck out to me with that "....ah boy" expression. Also, what's with his crotch padding? Is that standard issue?
I think this might be my strongest "loved this toy -- OH GOD WHY" reaction I've had to one of these yet. Like I have no hesitation to wanting Sneak Peek but I'm honestly curious to see if Classified can de-dork him.
 
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