G.I. Joe Classified One-A-Day Beamish-Style Figure Poll - #146 - Sand Viper (Spy Troops)

[WrathofTaco]

I do appreciate that, given his role, he'd be Tim Burton Batman-ing his way across the battlefield.

 

[Spongyblue]

He's jaked cuz he's wearing 250Lbs of electron exciting equipment on his back. Classified should put him on the Slaughter buck and make the cannons massive.

And keep the Moltar helmet

 

[Chooch555]

Every time I see Moltar I hear him saying "Chips!"

 

[docsilence]

Backpack weapons are so dumb, so of course I'd buy a laser viper.

 

[Damien]

Starting a petition to keep Doc from writing a filecard about Laser Viper to make it easier to not buy one.

 

[docsilence]

Starting a petition to keep Doc from writing a filecard about Laser Viper to make it easier to not buy one.

Suggest someone else for me to get hyped to write about and I won't. (I think Crazylegs is up next, or maybe Big Log.)

 

[docsilence]

LOB. LOB. FUCKING AUTOCORRECT OF THE YEAR THERE OH NO

 

[Damien]

I can't wait to read about Doc's big log.

 

[Ru1977]

Thank you so much for not fixing it.

 

[docsilence]

Thank you so much for not fixing it.

Look sometimes a typo is so egregious you have to self-shame yourself for it. I deserve the shame.

I can't wait to read about Doc's big log.

Code Name: Big Log
File Name: Schlongmeister, Richard P.
Primary Military Specialty: Explosives
Secondary Military Specialty: Chaplain's Assistant
Birthplace: Dickshooter, Utah

It was a struggle to pick a name from this list. Miccosukee, Florida was in the running, and so was Big Bone, Kentucky

 

[Damien]

@Ru1977 , bring me the 'Perfect' meme!

 

[Ru1977]

Here you go

 

[Damien]

Disappointing, but I'll accept it.

 

[Ru1977]

I am absolutely never visiting Dickshooter ever. Christ they got ridiculous when naming some of these places. How about Horsecock, Wyoming? Bloody Stools, Nebraska?

 

[Damien]

Just thinking of visiting Nebraska certainly gives me bloody stools.