G.I. Joe Classified One-A-Day Beamish-Style Figure Poll - #108 - Savane (IDW)

Savane is the only person on the face of the Earth that Cobra Commander allows to call him "Sugar", "Honey", and even once "Angel-drawers".
 
Then there’s that big hoop earring. That’s just begging for some opponent to grab ahold of it and yank, painfully ripping it from her ear. Just not practical for a combatant.
Look, I've seen the box art for the old Joe vehicles, and every single one for every organization has some combination of a cockpit with no shielding, unprotected dudes hanging off the side of a vehicle that's loaded down with artillery firing about half a foot from them, and vehicle stations that are dead center in the middle of rocket exhaust. Let this poor woman have her fashion choice. That hoop earring is the one object she's going to handle in a day of Cobra work that doesn't spit flames or lasers.
 
Look, I've seen the box art for the old Joe vehicles, and every single one for every organization has some combination of a cockpit with no shielding, unprotected dudes hanging off the side of a vehicle that's loaded down with artillery firing about half a foot from them, and vehicle stations that are dead center in the middle of rocket exhaust. Let this poor woman have her fashion choice. That hoop earring is the one object she's going to handle in a day of Cobra work that doesn't spit flames or lasers.
OSHA looks at every Joe and Cobra vehicle, starts writing up the paperwork, and just says oh eff it just go get yourselves killed and walks away.
 
With the HAVOC, they started to do the form, then took one look at the guy driving it, tore the paperwork up and walked out.
 
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