G.I. Joe Classified - News & Updates

[Damien]

Hoo boy, of all the stereotypical 80s tough guys I don’t relate to, I don’t relate to Chuck Norris the hardest. You’d think there’d at least be something there, because I was an 80s/90s whiteboy karate kid, but . . . nope. He icks me right the hell out.

Maybe you've always been able to just sense the Christian Nationalist Bigot vibes. Because he is 100% a Christian Nationalist Bigot.

 

[AceofKnaves]

Maybe you've always been able to just sense the Christian Nationalist Bigot vibes. Because he is 100% a Christian Nationalist Bigot.

I would 100% look at the Missing in Action cassettes at the video store and think “mmmm that guy looks like a guy Republicans would like”.

 

[canprime]

Hoo boy, of all the stereotypical 80s tough guys I don’t relate to, I don’t relate to Chuck Norris the hardest. You’d think there’d at least be something there, because I was an 80s/90s whiteboy karate kid, but . . . nope. He icks me right the hell out.

I could see the Classified team doing one for the Legacy line, but this silhouette character is supposed to be a completely new character and part of the next regular retail wave. Legacy releases, to date, have all been separate, deluxe offerings.