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Same. I'd also like a single carded Serpentor. When they've released deluxe exclusives like Dr. Mindbender and Zartan as single carded figures, I swap the exclusive back into its original packaging and display the more common single. While I want to break out the air chariot, I don't have room for it, and wouldn't mind putting the figure back into the package to keep.
 

Guys, its happening.........Cobra-La & Ninja Force.......Dear Wallet, RIP.
I used to be a huge zartan fan when i was a kid but my interest in him has dwindled since becoming an adult, dont know why? BUT this Ninja force-zartan has sparked my interest again. Can never say no to a 'punk' looking figure.
 
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Woke up to “processing soon” notices from BBTS for the Night-Viper/Lifeline/Mole
Rat/Big Lob/Hit-and-Run wave.

Saw the Royal Guard and NF Zartan images last night and thought they were AI at first. Totally wild to see this in-hand already: hopefully that means they will preorder AND ship soon!
 
The way I am excited for Big Lob, it may not be healthy.
ALSO NF Zartan- I've had the initial figure for years and he's... fine? I'd probably be happier with the exclusive or the retro, but the first Classified is so drab. NF Zartan is- provided the gods are VERY kind and I can actually pre-order the damn thing- going to join my Dreadnoks full time.
 
The way I am excited for Big Lob, it may not be healthy.
ALSO NF Zartan- I've had the initial figure for years and he's... fine? I'd probably be happier with the exclusive or the retro, but the first Classified is so drab. NF Zartan is- provided the gods are VERY kind and I can actually pre-order the damn thing- going to join my Dreadnoks full time.
NF Zartan was after my time, but I can see myself using him as a new Dreadnok rather than Zartan.
 
Maybe name him Moe Zart, like on Last Action Hero? The kid warns him about F Murray Abraham, "Watch it, Jack! He killed Mozart!" Then later, when Abraham betrays him, Jack says, "The kid warned me about you. Said you killed Mozart."
"Moe who?"
"Zart."
"... I dunno, Jack, I kill a lot of people."
 
Maybe name him Moe Zart, like on Last Action Hero? The kid warns him about F Murray Abraham, "Watch it, Jack! He killed Mozart!" Then later, when Abraham betrays him, Jack says, "The kid warned me about you. Said you killed Mozart."
"Moe who?"
"Zart."
"... I dunno, Jack, I kill a lot of people."
I'm thinking I'll just call him Zarten. A bootlicker Dreadnok who thinks he'll ingratiate himself with Zartan through his bootlicking.

I can then team him up with Serpenter (if you know, you know). They'll be the start of a new faction of characters with improperly pronounced names. Sort of a "Island of misfit toys" thing.
 
"Zarten" is how Ms. Hanson would purposely mispronounce his name in the third grade. But she unknowingly taught him patience as every time she did it, he stifled his rage and quiely whispered to himself, "...soon." After becoming the master of disguise as an adult, he catfished her and left her destitute.
 
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