G.I. Joe Classified Beamish-Style Weekend Vehicle Poll - #41 - Cobra Parasite

[DetectiveHoag]

I don’t know what the heck I’m looking at here. This looks more something the ‘noks would have cooked up. Seems highly impractical. Pass.

 

[Ru1977]

Ninja Raider Pile Driver was my nickname in college.

It quickly tells you everything you need to know. Pithy.

 

[Spongyblue]

The thing looks like it only goes 10MPH and work better pulling up stubborn shrubs than being all Ninja. Have to so nopes on this one.

 

[Ru1977]

I'll be pretty surprised if this gets any votes. Well, I bet it gets one from a Ninja Force enthusiast, but they have to be really hardcore.

 

[AceofKnaves]

Ehhhhhh nah.

 

[Ru1977]

Yep, well, that was it then, heh.

 

[canprime]

Well you found something I, as a near completionist in Classified, can safely say no to picking up if made. Hard pass on that monstrosity.

 

[WrathofTaco]

I will vote for this moronic, improbable thing that spins while it sucks.

 

[Ru1977]

Day 41 - Parasite (RAH) (2/15/26)

Starting a new week of RAH with this Cobra vehicle from 1992.

 

[The Scream Man]

no to piledriver and parasite.

 

[canprime]

Easy pass on the Parasite. It is part of the ugly 90s(?) and would be way too big in Classified scale.

 

[Spongyblue]

Thats a lot of guns. I dig that shade of orange, but I'm not sure how well that design would translate to Classified.

 

[DetectiveHoag]

So the Cobra troops had gone to wearing buttless chaps. Clearly Mindbrnder is having influence over Cobra’s fashion.
As it stands, this would likely be a pass, but if the Classified crew can work their magic on, maybe it could be something interesting. I would have to see what they would actually do with it, but as is, pass.

 

[Spongyblue]

Remember: All chaps are assless, if they weren't they would be pants.

 

[AceofKnaves]

Probably pass.