G.I. Joe Classified Beamish-Style Weekend Vehicle Poll - #3 - Cobra Pogo Ballistic Battle Ball

Hopefully my Armadillo vote carried over!

Mmmmm the APC is one that they would really need to tempt me with a packed-in figure(s?) to get me to buy.
 
Honestly, nah to the APC. I love the vintage one for that 'realistic Joe' thing. But I neither need nor want much of that kind of realism in my Joes AND that thing at Classified size would be way too big for basically a boring-ass vehicle. It's cool in its original time and place, but I don't need or want an update of it.

Also nah to the Armadillo because I think it's dumb in a bad way. I want dumb in a good way or NOTHING.
 
I think the APC would have to be heavily altered. Shorten it to only hold 4, change cloth covering to armor, ditch the turret and stick the gun out the front, drop chassis height by 1/3.
Damien said:
Also nah to the Armadillo because I think it's dumb in a bad way. I want dumb in a good way or NOTHING.
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The Armadillo think YOU'RE dumb in a bad way.
 
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Day 3 - Cobra Pogo Ballistic Battle Ball (RAH) (11/23/25)

1988's incredible Pogo Ballistic Battle Ball. It's a Ballistic Ball that Battles! Personal vehicle of Fred, the Cobra Commander-impostor! Also repurposed in 1993 for Star Brigade as the Invader. The Ballistic Invader Ball, which likely reminds you of the adult film series Nuts In Butts.

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There are two vehicles I think of when I want to make fun of GI Joe tech and the Pogo is one of them. I would absolutely buy this stupid machine.
 
Late to the thread, but here goes:
Armadillo: Sure. A (potentially affordable) vehicle for Steeler. I’d likely get.
Personnel Carrier: pass. The sheer scale of that thing for the classified line would be absurd. I’d rather they do a general retail re-release of the VAMP.
The Battle Bsll: Not one I’m pining for. It would largely depend on the final Vlasdified product, but probable pass.
 
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