G.I. Joe Classified Beamish-Style Weekend Vehicle Poll - #20 - Road Bullet

The toy Terror Drome is dumb as shit. It's one of those 'just slap a playset together and explain it later' things. Makes no sense. Doesn't work divorced from being built into a mountain for SURE, and would be ludicrous at 1:12 scale even if it weren't a stupid design. So, Doc definitely wants it.
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I don't want it but only based on size. If I had a Boomer-sized I made money in the 80s house, I would fucking want it, price be damned. But I put it in the same category as the Millennium Falcon - theoretically I want it, practically I absolutely cannot.
I *do* want the Firebat. In Terror Drome red and also in Sunbow grey.
I was just saying in another thread somewhere the other day that I want the AVAC pilot and Firebat and both seem perfectly reasonable scale-wise for Classfied.
 
But I'd actually rather my kids stay here.
I have good news for you based on where the middle class and the economy are going.



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I don't want it but only based on size. If I had a Boomer-sized I made money in the 80s house, I would fucking want it, price be damned. But I put it in the same category as the Millennium Falcon - theoretically I want it, practically I absolutely cannot.
Knew it.
 
Day 18 - Hammer (RAH) (12/26/25)

From 1990 comes the hummer.... The Hammer!

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I think this might be functional enough to work in classified. But covers a lot of ground the camp and awe already do, maybe?
 
First of all, I legit love that Pathfinder is just hanging off the back of that thing, right next to some little rocket launchers, threatening Cobra with his weed-wacker that definitely will not reach anyone.

Will I buy this vehicle? Probably not, actually.
My criticism of this vehicle is the same as the one I made against Mezco's Rumbler (?) and that militarized soccer mom SVU that Vala did: It's not cool enough for me to just want to look at it on the shelf on its own, and its key feature in use is that it effectively hides all the characters you use it with. Like, I'm okay with the Conquest or the HISS effectively hiding the figures you're displaying in them, because the vehicles themselves look so cool. I want the vehicle itself in that case. But this vehicle isn't something I'd put on the shelf to look at, but to be an accessory to my figures.

As a TOY, when I was a kid? Totally badass. Wish I'd owned it.
As a display piece on my shelves as an adult? It's just a massive chunk of plastic that does nothing for making my figures display better, and doesn't look cool enough that I just want to look at it on its own all the time.


That being said; endless money and endless display space? This would look cool in a PIT set-up as part of the motorpool, being worked on by Clutch or something.
 
Yes. I had the original and even then I remember thinking "these side guns are a bit much." Ditch those and maybe some alternative for the back missiles and I'd be in.
 
Considering that we don’t have a single (official) Dreadnok vehicle yet, Sure. They need a ride of their own.

The Hammer would be okay, but it does seem a bit too much. Then again, what do you want from a player? Still, if it’s carrying a bunch of armed personnel, does it really need so many weapons mounted on it? How is it they didn’t name it “Overkill”?
 
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