Mint In Boks
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I like Mythic Legions figures, I just think they’re neat!
Don’t care much for super involved cult like fandom though, there’s a reason I didn’t follow from the Fantastic Boards to the Kabal
Don’t care AT ALL about their lore or the characters official names… I was actually fairly shocked to recently learn some grown ass men have no imagination and NEED character bios to know how to collect and display their toys, like my brother in Christ, just buy the ones you like and put them together as a little team! It’s not Toy Story or Small Soldiers! They don’t come to life and get mad at each other if you the Thief Guild Skelly and Evil Wizard Crew Skelly next to each other on your Skelly shelf!
The worse part of the live streams are always Jermey reading his little stories like a fourth grader failing a book report. To quote the great Folding Ideas, “CRINGE! There’s no other word for this! This makes me cringe!” and they’re unobjectionably bad stories! It’s not world building like “oh these are dwarves mentioned in Otho’s backstory three waves ago! We finally get to meet them!” it’s “and we said at a con eight years ago we’d like to do gnomes someday maybe… so there’s a gnome! Right there! And we named him after Gary from the Kabal because he said he liked Gnomes once so say hi Gg’Airee the Sninterkooplin… that’s our word for gnomes!”
I get them wanting to expand beyond toys, both because why not offer your fans more products to purchase and because every creator dreams they could be the head of a multimedia empire, but they need to be better about it.
Their last two attempts at comics (and I’m not having high hopes for this Cosmic Legions comic they sent out free samples of) where done by teaming up with hucksters who had no idea what they were doing. The Seventh Kingdom comic was so bad the Horsemen killed it before it officially happened but the Mythic Legions Kickstarter comic will live in infamy for how badly it was handled. The video game has been a complete disaster, and was weirdly only promoted to toy collectors already aware of Mythic Legions and not video game players to grow the fan base of the brand. (All for the better, it’s better toy collectors get their exclusive figures and forget about the game they never wanted to begin with than reaching out to video game players who might have wanted a new Fantasy game while waiting fir Baulder’s Gate 3 to come into existence only for an entire sub group of fans to equate “Mythic Legions” with “that Kickstarter that stole a bunch of money from people and never finished the promised game!”)
I guarantee the Tabletop book will be promoted the same way, sending early copies to D-Amazing*, PixelDan, Dan Larsen, Dork Lair… who will do a video flipping through the pages of the book saying how nice it looks and how it has stats for all these races and characters, but they don’t know how to play so they can’t demo it, and the toy collectors watching their videos don’t know how to play either but they might as well buy a source book to know how powerful certain characters are… and I’m not saying they need to get Matt Mercer to play this fucking thing (and they shouldn’t for the same reason it’s good they didn’t promote the video game to video game fans) but there must be smaller live play streamers they could send free copies to so they can promote the book to table top fans (although again, maybe for the better they don’t, since we don’t need “Mythic Legions” being synonymous with “Pathfinder fell down the stairs, get help!”)
*in fairness D-Amazing does know how to play D&D and play tested with the Horsemen… on their channel… aimed at toy collectors.
It feels like, to me anyway, the next real step they need to take in growing the brand is Infinite Legions. I kind of feel like, Mythic Legions as a toy line, has gone as far as it can (oh sure they can make new toys, but as of right now, if you want toys of knights, they’re kinda the top and you already know about them, they’re reaching the top of their marker demographic and then there’s no more room for growth) and it feels like one good license would push them to that next level. I have honestly no clue what that license could or should be, but that’s what they need to go from “freelancers for the real players of the industry who make their little knights on the side” to “could they be the next McFarlane or NECA?!”
Anyway, I’m rambling, closing thoughts:
-they’re absolutely art thieves or at least bad a crediting sources. My wife has still never been officially credited for designing Minotaur the Duck’s head despite an entire article on their website about his creation (which kind of implies the helmet my wife designed for him kinda just popped into the universe fully formed with no real point of genesis and “fans” just drew that!)
-we hung out with the Horsemen one Comic Con 20 years ago, Cornboy is definitely one of the realest, coolest guys in the industry. I jokingly told him as we left on the last day “You better be working on Martian Manhunter when you get back to Jersey!” before he was announced in Mattel’s DC Classics And he just flat out said “oh, he’s already done, he’s in an upcoming wave”, cool guy!
Don’t care much for super involved cult like fandom though, there’s a reason I didn’t follow from the Fantastic Boards to the Kabal
Don’t care AT ALL about their lore or the characters official names… I was actually fairly shocked to recently learn some grown ass men have no imagination and NEED character bios to know how to collect and display their toys, like my brother in Christ, just buy the ones you like and put them together as a little team! It’s not Toy Story or Small Soldiers! They don’t come to life and get mad at each other if you the Thief Guild Skelly and Evil Wizard Crew Skelly next to each other on your Skelly shelf!
The worse part of the live streams are always Jermey reading his little stories like a fourth grader failing a book report. To quote the great Folding Ideas, “CRINGE! There’s no other word for this! This makes me cringe!” and they’re unobjectionably bad stories! It’s not world building like “oh these are dwarves mentioned in Otho’s backstory three waves ago! We finally get to meet them!” it’s “and we said at a con eight years ago we’d like to do gnomes someday maybe… so there’s a gnome! Right there! And we named him after Gary from the Kabal because he said he liked Gnomes once so say hi Gg’Airee the Sninterkooplin… that’s our word for gnomes!”
I get them wanting to expand beyond toys, both because why not offer your fans more products to purchase and because every creator dreams they could be the head of a multimedia empire, but they need to be better about it.
Their last two attempts at comics (and I’m not having high hopes for this Cosmic Legions comic they sent out free samples of) where done by teaming up with hucksters who had no idea what they were doing. The Seventh Kingdom comic was so bad the Horsemen killed it before it officially happened but the Mythic Legions Kickstarter comic will live in infamy for how badly it was handled. The video game has been a complete disaster, and was weirdly only promoted to toy collectors already aware of Mythic Legions and not video game players to grow the fan base of the brand. (All for the better, it’s better toy collectors get their exclusive figures and forget about the game they never wanted to begin with than reaching out to video game players who might have wanted a new Fantasy game while waiting fir Baulder’s Gate 3 to come into existence only for an entire sub group of fans to equate “Mythic Legions” with “that Kickstarter that stole a bunch of money from people and never finished the promised game!”)
I guarantee the Tabletop book will be promoted the same way, sending early copies to D-Amazing*, PixelDan, Dan Larsen, Dork Lair… who will do a video flipping through the pages of the book saying how nice it looks and how it has stats for all these races and characters, but they don’t know how to play so they can’t demo it, and the toy collectors watching their videos don’t know how to play either but they might as well buy a source book to know how powerful certain characters are… and I’m not saying they need to get Matt Mercer to play this fucking thing (and they shouldn’t for the same reason it’s good they didn’t promote the video game to video game fans) but there must be smaller live play streamers they could send free copies to so they can promote the book to table top fans (although again, maybe for the better they don’t, since we don’t need “Mythic Legions” being synonymous with “Pathfinder fell down the stairs, get help!”)
*in fairness D-Amazing does know how to play D&D and play tested with the Horsemen… on their channel… aimed at toy collectors.
It feels like, to me anyway, the next real step they need to take in growing the brand is Infinite Legions. I kind of feel like, Mythic Legions as a toy line, has gone as far as it can (oh sure they can make new toys, but as of right now, if you want toys of knights, they’re kinda the top and you already know about them, they’re reaching the top of their marker demographic and then there’s no more room for growth) and it feels like one good license would push them to that next level. I have honestly no clue what that license could or should be, but that’s what they need to go from “freelancers for the real players of the industry who make their little knights on the side” to “could they be the next McFarlane or NECA?!”
Anyway, I’m rambling, closing thoughts:
-they’re absolutely art thieves or at least bad a crediting sources. My wife has still never been officially credited for designing Minotaur the Duck’s head despite an entire article on their website about his creation (which kind of implies the helmet my wife designed for him kinda just popped into the universe fully formed with no real point of genesis and “fans” just drew that!)
-we hung out with the Horsemen one Comic Con 20 years ago, Cornboy is definitely one of the realest, coolest guys in the industry. I jokingly told him as we left on the last day “You better be working on Martian Manhunter when you get back to Jersey!” before he was announced in Mattel’s DC Classics And he just flat out said “oh, he’s already done, he’s in an upcoming wave”, cool guy!