I don't know if he's a Valaverse employee or not, but I think we'd all be mistaken to forget about Bobby's little camera buddy, too. The one who makes sure Bobby never has to hold a camera when he's shopping or talking. About a year or so ago, before I knew who Bobby was, the YouTube algorithm suggested his videos to me. I thought "oh neat, a former Hasbro guy. This should be interesting."
I think I watched 3 videos before I commented on one of them...he was, again, in a toy store and just shitting on everything. This company hides their accessories in the window, this company doesn't let enough light into their box, this company doesn't have their logo on the front so you don't know who made it, bitch bitch bitch. He had a "what they should do" for pretty much everything he picked up, yet he oddly loved the toddler toy section. Anyway, he then goes on to talk about a toy that was gifted to him by some sucker he conned into being his friend. It was expensive, too, and he's just bashing the fuck out of this thing. "I'd never buy this," and "the articulation is cheap", and more bitching that isn't important right now. And his little sidekick buddy who follows him around and licks his nuts when they're extra salty is heard on-camera agreeing with him and giggling like a school girl, but also reminding him to "be nice" because it was a gift. I commented on the video and asked Bobby if he's ever positive about anything, or if he just hates everything. His boyfriend with the camera piped back within only a few minutes, telling me "if you actually watched the entire video instead of complaining you'd know he compliments it at the end." I went back to the video, and his big compliment was something like "but you know what? It was a gift, so I love it anyway. Just don't tell him it sucks." That's not a compliment, fuckface.
You know that family member that you're forced to shop for at Christmas, and they smile and say the nice things when they open the gift but then you catch them snickering and whispering to someone afterward and you just know they're shitting on the gift you got them because when they notice you looking they stop whispering, and you want to punch them in their stupid teeth? Yeah, that's Bobby. He's that guy who gets a Chewbacca mask in a new treehouse made from the corpse of his Dad's boat on Christmas and yells "it's ok that it's not movie quality!"
Fuck that guy. And his little cameraman groupie, too.
