Action Force and Valaverse

[JakeEkiss]

*checks notes*

It's an older Shaft, sir, but it checks out.

 

[altcunningham]

They say that Shaft is a bad mother.

 

[JakeEkiss]

They say that Shaft is a bad mother.

SHUT YOUR MOUTH.

 

[Ru1977]

And after Shaft leaves, presumably to make good on his answer, that other guy says "He's got a mouth on him." and the guy you don't see in those shots says, "Well, he's man enough to back it up, too."

Of course he is. The man's name is SHAFT. Probably the most secure man walking the face of the earth. If he says he's gonna get laid, Shaft is gonna get laid.

 

[altcunningham]

My dad sat me down with those movies in 9th grade.

 

[Trunks3540]

Thats... oddly young for Shaft lol.

Damiens summerization of the Bob video is quite funny. Probably 100x better then the video itself.

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[Fletch]

 

[mrboshek]

For those that don't know, Chad is often referred to as Bobby's "Handler".

 

[JakeEkiss]

For those that don't know, Chad is often referred to as Bobby's "Handler".

Because he also gives unenthusiastic handjobs?

(I kid, I kid)

 

[Ru1977]

Chad-Gladhands.

 

[Damien]

For those that don't know, Chad is often referred to as Bobby's "Handler".

...So he's Chandler.

 

[DarthDre758]

Nothing personal, I don't know you at all, and am kinda ignorant about the whole thing, but... I gotta be honest, I was really hoping you were Ryan Ting.

I was was hoping for Ryan Reynolds...

Speak for yourself. I was hoping for Ryan Gosling. He's dreamy.

Can I change my answer?

Keep my man's name out of your mouth.

Oh...nevermind.

I'm reminded of the time Jennifer Lawrence concurred she gives unenthusiastic handjobs.

I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!

No offense taken. You are also correct. I’m honestly just clearing up misconceptions. But I understand not wanting to drag your forum into the drama. I just happened upon this thread and saw crazy stuff being thrown about. I’m enjoying the recap by Damien as well. I will absolutely respect what you are saying and not dive into the mud in your playground.

You know what they say...if there's mud on the field...

Oh, and you "happened upon" this thread? I see it is the fourth option when you Google "people talking crap about Bobby Vala" so maybe you did.

Damn, this is gonna be the next Ryan Murphy show.

Can I change my answer again?

Because he also gives unenthusiastic handjobs?

(I kid, I kid)

I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!

 

[TheRealSmallville]

Speaking of handjobs...and Kenny...to paraphrase South Park: "This one time, like eight months ago, I saw two guys kissing in a park. And that was the gayest thing I'd ever seen until I saw Bobby Vala set the record straight on his manly takedown of Kenny."

Spoiler

(sorry, I couldn't resist.

Also - I'm an LGBTQ ally, no hate here, just fun. Hope it's taken that way)

 

[Damien]

Oh, and you "happened upon" this thread? I see it is the fourth option when you Google "people talking crap about Bobby Vala" so maybe you did.

I MADE NUMBER 4?!

I'll just be standing here waiting for all of your applause.

 

[altcunningham]

I MADE NUMBER 4?!

I'll just be standing here waiting for all of your applause.

This is precisely why I did not publish the essay I wrote to accompany yours.

I wrote it all up and then I imagined being spot lit on 3POA, Tony, and Ninja.