Action Force and Valaverse

JakeEkiss said:
No disrespect meant, but my man, I think this doesn't help anyone's case. It appears you just joined simply to weigh in here. You're treading close to carpetbagging.

As theatrical as @Damien might be in his recounting of the video watch, and as much as any of us have a point of view on this, our take is pretty meaningless in the grand scheme of things. We're just folks talking around a water-cooler. We have no skin in the game. And as much as the wider community might want to linger on this beef, I don't think many folks here genuinely want this place to be actively part of it.

Please, I'm begging you, ignore us.
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No offense taken. You are also correct. I’m honestly just clearing up misconceptions. But I understand not wanting to drag your forum into the drama. I just happened upon this thread and saw crazy stuff being thrown about. I’m enjoying the recap by Damien as well. I will absolutely respect what you are saying and not dive into the mud in your playground.
 
Yes that Ryan said:
Damien, you are correct about Kenny’s memes and shirts being stupid and ridiculous.
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Yes, I know.
For the record, while I appreciate you wanting to maybe clarify certain elements, you should definitely keep in mind that Kenny is unlikely to find much sympathy here any more than Vala is. They've both acted like idiot children, and your claim that Kenny was in bed when Vala went looking for him literally makes Kenny look even worse. Because now he's -JUST- as fucking stupid as Bobby in going out looking for a confrontation with someone that obviously wanted to make trouble.
Children. Stupid, petulant, children.
And as fun as all this is, it'll definitely never come to this forum being used to litigate the entire matter. I'mma just keep having fun pointing out how much of a brainless dipshit Bobby is. Kenny will definitely catch strays, and maybe more than that depending on where the 'evidence' in Bobby's video goes. If Kenny wants to make an entire video whining and complaining, I'll merrily tear that apart too. I am equal opportunity.

You're welcome to stay, of course. Chat, engage. Have fun. Just don't expect Kenny is going to get treated any better than Bobby just because I'm going at Bobby at the moment. Remember; as fair as I am handsome. And I am, let's be honest, incredibly handsome. Incredibly.




--------OKAY..... Now we're on to the Skeletron Ben guy. About 42 minutes for those counting. Apparently Ben 'doesn't know he's in this.' Or something. First evidence of wrongdoing is a screenshot of Skeleben telling Kenny to create the 'Kennyverse' website, which I understand to be a parody of Valaverse. Bob states that this is what 'made the first cease-and-desist happen.' So.. you know.. just admitting to being the pettiest little bitch in Pettiville. Bob STILL wallowing in rage over fucking parody that did NO harm that I've yet seen him even allude to.

GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYS! Oh fuck, guys... guys... GUYS... The Moderator guy, whose fucking name I don't remember or care about, literally INTERRUPTS the very serious legal battle harassment campaign cyber bullying stream to stop and THANK some moderator in his fucking chat for posting a booby picture. I am so goddamn fucking serious. It's right around 43:15 or so. Oh my fuck, seriously. He posted a fucking disembodied woman's torso in a skimpy underwear (because who wants their women to have gross useless things like faces, amiright??!?!) and this fucking fully goddamn grown fucking man with the stupidest facial hair you've ever goddamn seen in your life STOPPED EVERYTHING to thank him for sharing the picture. Possibly (but don't quote me) the first time this guy even paid any attention to the chat at all and it's for that.
Guys. Jesus Christ. These fucking people have the emotional and mental stability of teenagers. Oh my fucking god. Unreal. BOOBIES! Fucking loser.

We'll go back to Bobby, who was either too invested in his prepared notes to notice the BOOOOOOOBIES or was JUST mature enough not to send the mod a fucking thank you card like a goddamn horny teenage lunatic, my fucking god. Okay.. back to Bobby for real. Bobby goes on to show conversation on screen between Skeleben and Ken where Ben is CLEARLY being sarcastic about being neutral and not wanting to be involved and Bobby... guys... this fucking Bobby guy... calls it Ben being 'typical passive aggressive.' Does this fucking idiot know what 'passive aggressive' even means? DOES HE EVEN KNOW WHAT WORDS MEAN? Judging by the last FORTY-FIVE FUCKING MINUTES, I'm going to say he does not.

Anyway.. sarcasm between two friends is not being passive aggressive, you child-brained loser. He was JUST being sarcastic. With his friend. Who have a mutual dislike for what a narcissistic cunt you are. ALSO, interesting aside, Bobby is -actually- passive aggressive all the goddamn time. Like a little bitch. Clearly he knows this is little bitch behaviour, which is why he, completely incorrectly, accuses others of it.

FOR EXAMPLE, my dear friends, Bobby almost immediately points out that these conversations were going on when Ben was asking Bobby if he could have a figure to use in some photos for his (then ongoing) Kickstarter. Bobby adds at the end "....which took 4 years to fulfill." THAT is being passive aggressive. Hilarious. If I were writing a book detailing the insider toy adventures of the stupidest dickhead alive, I couldn't mine this kind of pure platinum out of my brain, I tell ya'.


Also hilariously, none of this is even fucking relevant as far as I can tell. Jesus Christ, Bobby. THREE FUCKING HOURS. Get to the goddamn point, you pissy little snowflake. This entire section of the video seems to be just Bobo being hurt and outraged that a bunch of people were shit-talking him behind his back. Which, I also should point out, is something he should be embarrassed about rather than parading around. "Look at all the people that think I'm a dumb cunt!" Yeah, Bob. We see. Is this something you really desperately wanted us to know about? 'Cause that's weird. You're being weird.

OH SHIT... Hold on to your fuckin' asses guys, because Bobby said he's going to DROP A BOMB on Skeleben. Maybe that's the terrorism Kenny was talking about. You should not bomb people. But I'm sure Ben deserves it. Let's find out together at minute 45.
Oh, nevermind. It's fucking boring. Skeleben's attorney was the one representing a bunch of the people that pissy-pants subpoenaed. I mean.. they all hate you, Bobby. Pooling their resources on a single lawyer seems to make sense. But I guess let's hear this dumbass out...

He says this is 'just a fact, because he said he was going to present just facts tonight.' Well, first of all, Boberoni. you fucking failed. Because you editorialized this entire fucking time and misrepresented a bunch of stuff. So you're a lying piece of dogshit and you cannot now claim things are fact just because you say they are. BUT, I believe you.
Who cares? That's kind of the problem. One attorney represented all the people you decided to harass on your legal pity party. Bobo set this up like it was 'I see dead people' and it was just like 'the most famous guest actor on Law & Order was the killer the whole time.' He can't even do drama and excitement properly. Fuck sake.


HAHAHA... Guys.... All Facts, All The Time Bobby casually suggests that Ben's lawyer representing all these guys means that Ben, personally, 'supports doxxing, maybe.' Oh my fucking god. Nothing in the animal kingdom can make leaps like the Bobcat. Fuck man. He just pulls bullshit out of thin air and weaves it masterfully into smellier, stupider bullshit. I don't know man, maybe Bobby making action figures of military guys means he supports child-murder. Maybe. See how the word 'maybe' works? You can just fucking say anything. There doesn't need to be logic. Bobby can't sexually satisfy his wife and his kids aren't biologically his, maybe.

Detective Bobby hasn't actually explained, at all, whether or not these people were using Ben's lawyer, or if Ben was paying for his lawyer for all these people. That seems like a critical factual detail. Maybe it's in here later. But you'd think it would be relevent to the BIG REVEAL and you'd lead with that information fairly up front. We're just about 3 minutes into the BIG REVEAL and he has not clarified yet. So that's really burying the lead, if so. I'll keep you guys updated.
In case I forgot, you can stop holding onto your asses.. nothing exciting is happening.

Once more at the 48 minute mark Bob says Skeleben 'had his attorney represent' the aforementioned persons. Again, this remains (purposefully?) unclear if Skeleben simply fascilitated the connection or actively paid the lawyer to represent those people. Seems REALLY important of a detail to not be crystal clear about.

Okay, so at about 49 min. Bob is moving on to Mike from the What's On Joe Mind podcast. I'm vaguely familiar with that guy (i.e. I've heard the podcast). Pulls up a screen of Mike saying that Bobby has his dick in Analog Tony's mouth. WHY WOULD YOU SHOW THAT, BOBBY? Do you think that makes THEM look bad? Because we ALL say this about you two. You and Analog are so obviously in love with each other that many of us are legitimately rooting for you to just run away together. During this reveal, Bobby makes the hilariously 'womp womp' comment of 'they're shitting on me like everyone else.' Duuuuude.. if this guy wasn't human garbage I'd actually feel bad at this point.


But I do not. I do not feel bad. Not even a little bit. Bobby is just living through the 'find out' phase when you fuck around dragging your dirty ass across everyone's carpet. That's a bad Bobcat. You left streaks all over the place and we're all stuck trying to clean it up and I can already fucking hear you coughing up a ball of Analog's scrotal hair under the couch, goddamn it.

Now (50 min.) Bob is making a big point about how Kenny 'served up' all of these guys and their secret little convos. But that's like.. not how discovery works? The implication is that this could have all remained hidden if Kenny had just DONE WHAT BOBBY WANTED. Because that's what all of this continues to be about. Bobby being a childish, pathetic little bitch-pants because he called a lawyer and did not immediately get his way. This is just one long ongoing tantrum. And to frame this element of the judicial system as Kenny 'OFFERING UP' his private communications is fucking disgusting. Bobo the Clown continues to be the toy community's stinkiest pile of shit.

Okay... I've gotta tap out now. More tomorrow? Seems to be how this goes, doesn't it? Am I a glutton for punishment? Certainly seems that way. Do you love it? Also seems to be the case. For the record, I'm gonna need a therapist to unpack all the pathetic whining I've endured for you people.
 
JakeEkiss said:
Interesting shafts, you say?
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