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Just spent a few minutes with Short-Fuze trying to do this. He's holding his helmet now, I have time for many things but not that.

We'll have two Targets in the next few weeks, and while I know the first will have nothing, I'm pleased to realize I don't know yet if the new one will blow. I'll keep an eye out!

195 might be the SDCC exclusive this year, has that been announced at all?

193- Taurus and Red Dog 194- Zanya 195-??? 196- Rottclaw At least according to the Googs.

It's true. It's all so horribly true.

Nope, not today.

I was so excited not to have to deal with Target, had my account pulled up and refreshed and checked every little detail. Copied my phone number from a word doc so I could paste it in. Premium Members only, I refreshed that page once and it had sold out. Bleh

Well I got Sundown and a Royal Guard- might grab another if they last-, already snagged Dawn, and I writ my word in blood upon the Target stone for a goddam NF Zartan since Pulse sold all three of theirs. Oy.

I figure I'm already in hock to one soulless global conglomerate, what the heck

Man I rode the fence on the Royal Guard, but I went ahead. Cool toys are their own reward.

Limited numbers, get all the way bent Pulse.

You're a good man, Charlie Brown.

Sorry, sorry. Premium members only.

Can't decide if this makes me more or less interested to start watching them.

Yup! Double yup if they make him look exactly as nuts as the backing card.

Don't think I need Ripcord. Wild Bill I do need, and ol Dad Glasses here is more than welcome anytime after they release the real version.

Doesn't matter, he can see you like the Eye of Sauron from the depths of a dino strength k-hole.

I found them on Reddit, but they were released on the GI Joe Instagram account.

Looks like they have file cards for some of the new reveals, which I would gladly share if I wasn't chimp-stupid and incapable of uploading pictures.

There's no way half of the things I upvote would fit in my home, but I love it. How in the blue hell do they fit 17 people in that thing? Are they stacked like cord wood?!?

Oops, very behind. T'Gin-Zu- I say I don't want the rainbow ninjas but I'm down for teal and orange what the hell... Jinx- this design does nothing for me. Billy? Nah. Billy ARBOC? A deeper, more nuanced nah with notes of caramel and hazelnut. Flak Viper- Slutty little wrestling singlet...

Jumped the shark? This is GI joe! This line had already strapped a rocket to it's ass and fucked that shark through the moon in 1989!

Overkill, Zanya, NF Zartan, and Sundown- hell yes. I REQUIRE A Paleo Viper. This line just keeps getting better.

DIRE all the things. DIRE Kitchen Viper 2026!!!

They're gonna make that Dire Night Creeper a Walmart exclusive, aren't they?