I desperately want them to not pretend like they’re fucking NECA over here and try and make movie accurate versions of the characters, this ain’t the fuckin’ MCU no one’s clamoring for a screen accurate version of some nepobaby with a bad dye job as Ken for their collection… embrace tradition Hasbro: reuse GI Joe Classified parts!
Give us the modern Street Fighter (1994) line we deserve! Pack a repaint of Mamoa Blanka with another Hiss Tank repaint, give Zangief a pet bear! Cover Ryu in tacti-cool arm and shin guards!!! Just make Street Fighter GI Joes and don’t pretend like this is a real movie deserving a serious toy line.
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Also I feel the need to clarify I’m not doing a bit here, I would buy the shit out of Street Fighter Classifieds
I have a Quarrel and Flint (I think? I don’t remember Joe names super well) 2 pack I modded to put Fei Long ans Cammy’s heads on to be Captain Swada and well, Cammy. I got a cheap Classified Spirit to be Movie T Hawk since he was a regular sized guy and they’re hanging out with Blue Guile, Red Chun-Li, and a topless Ryu as my “Street Fighter: the movie” collection.
I keep looking over various storm shadows and red ninjas and cobra toppers to see if I want to make a more toy line styled “movie” Ryu and Ken or maybe a Bison or Dee Jay… I keep fighting the urge to buy that gymnastics instructor Sgt. Slaughter to make Guile more Joe styled but have to keep telling myself Blue Guile is good enough… this dumb desire for bad Street Fighter: the Movie toys has lead my wife to have to talk me out of buying a $12 Black Series New Hope Princess Leia “because I could mod the dress a little and put Cammy’s head on her… so she’d look like Kylie in the ‘Can’t get you outta my head’ video!”
If Hasbro wants to cut out the middle man and just say “yeah, we’re using the cast of the new movie because it’s easier to license but this is an updated Street Fighter as part of GI Joe line”…
All the Money!
Like I’ll go from someone who causally admires GI Joe announcements and says “oh cool! I don’t collect military but that’s a nice figure!” To a day one all in pre-order guy!