G.I. Joe Classified Series

I also stan Slice (do people still say that?). I liked both quite a lot. In fact, I liked most of Ninja Force quite a lot. But of the bad guy options, Slice was the one I gravitated toward. I still haven't ordered the two-pack and I know I'm going to kick myself for it. And I'm still pissed off they skipped the pattern on Slice, which is objectively one of the best things about him.
 
Slice had those velvet-y ribbons, too. My Slice had those stupid waist notches to keep him from rotating. Did anyone have a version without the notches? The GI Joe wiki says they exist but I feel like that was a big part of the figure.
 
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Slice started out as the cool one, but man, this Dice figure is so great to me. I love the pensive scarred unmasked face, like he looks like a ninja contemplating whether he's on the right path. But the colorful dragon mask is such a unique look too. The only head I'm not tempted to use is the one that he technically started out with.

Just cracked open retro tele-viper. Literally nothing to write home about that's new or unique, but he's just a VERY GOOD RENDITION. Like, no notes, great figure, just nothing that blows me out of the water like the last few, happy to have him as I set up the Cobra telecomms division.
 
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And see, that's weird, because every time pre-Hitler, I chose DHL to ship from HobbyLinkJapan from...Japan lol...and they ALWAYS showed up in, no joke, TWO DAYS. FROM JAPAN.

Meanwhile, Pulse ships FedEx from a warehouse within my own state, and it takes a week.
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Because DHL Japan has access directly to Cincinnati, a major hub, overnight and can deploy almost anywhere. They still hit Toronto that fast.

God knows what happens domestically. I'll order from Big Bad and it takes days to even hit the border.
 
Not going to lie, I'd have to google Slice and Dice to remind myself which is which. I knew at one time, but I forgot. Both look great though.
 
I really regret the SNAKE armor. Not that I didn't get one, but that I didn't want one.

It's an iconic, must-have piece from my childhood collection, but they went way too big on it. So they've burned a required item for me by making it something that won't fit in my collection. And that's just as a single piece, let alone as the two I felt like I wanted before they showed this HISS-obscuring mecha.
 
Once more people have the SNAKE in hand, they'll realize it's actually kind of boring. I ordered two from Pulse, they shipped one in July, I'm somewhat grateful they didn't ship both at the same time because it gave me the chance to cancel one. I would've immediately sold the second and have no interest in a repaint. I've seen streamers say they have three or four on preorder, prepare for disappointment.

It looks nice standing static on the shelf, but it's far from "hand candy" or something I want to pick up and play with. You can say that about most Classified vehicles, but I expected a little more fun from a robot/armor that should be dynamic with movable limbs and such.
 
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I don't have the SNAKE yet but space-wise I kinda wish I'd canceled that instead of the extra ninja two-pack I'd ordered. There is a unique stress about where to put Joes vehicles I don't have with any other line.
 
Financial danger isn't the only kind of danger, Ru. What about the danger to the purity of your soul by constantly thinking about huge dicks, small dicks, double dicks, ENGORGED dicks. Engorged dicks, Ru. You don't think there's a danger in how you are constantly right now thinking about engorged dicks?




Engorged.
 
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