G.I. Joe Classified Series

Update to my missing second copy of armored Cobra Commander. Got the Walmart Chatbot to issue me a refund for the figure. They don't have it in stock anymore to fulfill my order.
 
TENIME said:
"What if a man has no penis but three balls and one of them lights up and plays a tune? Does he ever get laid? Do you fuck him for the story?"

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This reminds me of the time the guy with two hey-now's did a Reddit AMA.

I feel like that's a wealth of riches nobody is prepared for.

To keep it on topic, Once Was a Man CC probably has a hemipene, and I only know this because I've had one too many D&D players try to figure out monster anatomy on me and have put images in my head I cannot remove.
 
Jesus... I managed to quote Hot Shots last week at work but can only remember the detailed description of the whole "why are you mad at me? He's the one who ate your father" argument.
 
Justice said:
Double dick dude turned out to be a fraud! No one was more disappointed than me.
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